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10分钟后来接我 雷 Get me in ten minutes, Ray.
好的 老大 Boss.
-鲍比 -老大 您来啦? - Bobby. - Boss?
给我来杯酒 再加个酱蛋 I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.
好的 马上 您稍等 Coming straight up.
想成为丛林之王 If you wish to be the king of the jungle,
徒有其表是不够的 it's not enough to act like a king.
你必须成为万人之上的王者 You must be the king.
不能有迟疑 And there can be no doubt.
因为迟疑会带来混乱和灭亡 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.
喂 亲爱的 Hello, my love.
今晚约会吧 It's date night tonight.
晚上九点 就我们俩 河畔餐厅见 Nine o'clock, you and I, River Cafe.
你在和谁说话? Who's there?
罗莎 谁在那儿? Ros, who's there?
叮叮当 有客到 Chink, chink.
弗莱彻 你怎么在这 Fletcher.
下午好啊 雷蒙多 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
我该用擀面杖捅死你丫的 I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin.
哟 火气别那么大嘛 我就是想找你喝点儿小酒 聊聊天 Oh, don't be cunty. I was just hoping we could have a cozy little drink together.
我周六有个会 要去你最喜欢的报社 So, I've got a meeting on Saturday at your favorite newspaper.
作为镇上最好的私家侦探 As the best private investigator in this smoky little town...
女士们 先生们 晚上好... good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
他们准备往我兜里塞15万 买我手上的黑料 they are ready to put 150 grand in my pocket to give them some filth.
对我来说 天大的好事 但这些黑料... Good for me, that, but in this case...
对你很不利 it's bad for you.
那个编辑大佬 大卫哥 So Big Dave, editor extraordinaire,
一直看不顺眼你的老大 has developed a terrible antipathy for your boss
和他那受欢迎的大麻毒品 and his liquorish assortment of tasty mates.
他想摧毁他和他的那些追捧者 要让他上封面 大肆曝光 He's out to destroy him and all those that cozy up to him. Front cover. Bosh!
亲爱的 到时场面一定混乱不堪 血肉横飞 There will be blood and fucking feathers everywhere, my darling.
那你去啊 弗莱彻 我开始手痒了 Get to it, Fletcher. I'm starting to itch.
我们都知道 你老大非常非常有钱 Now, we both know that your boss has very, very deep pockets,
我想请他破点小财消灾 and I would like to invite him just to have a teeny rummage in them.
你他妈说什么呢? What the fuck are you talking about?
我要的不多 If you would be so kind
只用给我两千万英镑 as to furnish me with 20 million British pounds,
我就全部都给你... I will give you everything...
包括记忆卡 底片小样 所有录音等 memory cards, contact sheets, recordings, the lot,
还有鄙人写的剧本 and a modest little screenplay I wrote all by myself.
等下 Hold on.
刚还说十五万 怎么一下子涨到两千万 We just went from £150,000 to 20 million.
才过半分钟 你就坐地起价啊 That's a steep rise in 30 seconds.
是 但比起我给你的东西 这点钱根本不算什么 Yeah, but I would argue that you're lucky, because that is nothing
最后还不是你占便宜 compared to what I could, and perhaps should, be asking.
哦 真谢谢你如此不贪财 弗莱彻 Oh, well, thank God you're not greedy, Fletcher,
你个吃翔的贱货 you deluded, shit-eating cunt.
我真喜欢你骂脏话羞辱我 I quite like it when you talk dirty to me.
搞得我“性奋”不已 I can feel myself engorging.
来吧 陪我喝一杯 特别好喝 Come on, have a drink with me. It's really yummy.
我查过了 搜索软件显示 要1500英镑? I looked it up. App-ed it. 1500 quid?
没想到你能为一瓶酒花这么多钱 I didn't know you could spend that much on a bottle of scotch.
给你讲个故事 听完你就知道我没管你多要钱 I'm gonna tell you a story to demonstrate why my quote is my quote.
我们来玩个游戏 雷? Will you play a game with me, Ray?
我不想玩 I don't wanna play a game.
-拜托啦? -不玩 - Please? - No.
我他妈让你陪我玩个游戏 雷 I said play a fucking game with me, Ray.
好吧 Right.
爱死你了 Lovely.
现在 你来想象一个角色 Now, I want you to imagine a character,
一个戏剧角色 就像书里 话剧 或者电影里的那种 a dramatic character, like in a book or a play or a film.
但不要想游戏机里的那种电子角色 But not digital, not on a memory stick.
模拟场景 化学曝光 我说“场景准备就绪” Analog. Chemical process. "Keep the grain in the picture," I say.
35号老式放映机 Old-school, 35 mill.
现在我透过镜头看过去 Now, I'm seeing this through a lens, I am,
我说的不是那种小屏幕 and I'm not talking about the small screen.
不是电视 雷蒙多 It's not TV, Raymond.
我说了 是老电影格式 As I said, old-school cinema format.
我们业内人士叫图像变形 就是放映画面宽高比2.35:1 It's what we in the business called anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1.
来加入我的电影之旅 And I want you to join me on this cinematic journey,
因为这是一部电影 雷 'cause it is cinema, Ray.
一部精彩漂亮的电影 It's beautiful, beautiful cinema.
现在 开始播放 Now, roll camera.
男主角出场 Enter our protagonist.
他玉树临风 风流潇洒 He's good-looking, he's gorgeous,
他正值壮年 是名副其实的斯文败类 he's golden age, he's a proper handsome cunt.
他叫迈克·皮尔森 His name is Mickey Pearson.
他的背景很特别 Unique background has our Mickey.
生在美国 罗德奖学金获得者 人很聪明 但出身贫寒 American born, Rhodes scholar, so he's born clever but poor.
不过他最终鲤鱼跃龙门 从美国乡下拖车停车场 Now, that's quite a leap from a trailer park in Americana
跻身到英国历史名校求学 to the thousand-year-old university in old Angleterre,
他在那里学习黑暗的园艺艺术 where he studies the dark art of horticulture.
但他没有完成学业 也没有回家 因为... But he never finished his education, never went home, because...
他找到了事业 he found his vocation.
不是什么正经事业 A naughty vocation.
他不学好 He's a bad boy.
开始从事肮脏的大麻生意 He starts dealing the dirty wonder weed
卖给英国上流社会的有钱同学 to his rich, British, upper-class uni pals
他发现他干这行很有天赋 and realizes he's rather good at it.
他头脑清晰 目的明确 知道自己想要什么 He's clear and objective about ambition
干这个可以让他飞黄腾达 and he can surf the echelons of our complicated culture.
他知道如何充分利用他的优势 He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.
他像头饥饿的猛兽 He was a hungry animal, you see.
非常强势 冷血无情 机智狡诈 反应迅速 He was powerful and ruthless, cunning and quick,
头脑灵活 魅力超凡 但是... charismatic and smart, but...
要想取得成就 他必须耍些手段 he had to do some naughty things to get where he got,
来确立他的江湖地位 to establish his position,
让别人知道 他不是什么无足轻重的小人物 to show he wasn't just teeth, tits and tan.
他可不是纸老虎 Well, he wasn't fucking hollow, was he?
他的外表看似人畜无害 He had an engine under his hood
实则藏着一颗狼子野心 and a gun in his holster.
因此 我们的男主迈克本身也不算清白之人 So, he's not exactly clean, our Mickey.
他也经历了大风大浪 He has come up the hard way.
可以说 他的地位是真刀真枪打拼来的 He's earned his position, shall we say.
他就是这么发家的 Well, that was the early days,
带着他开辟新天地的闯劲儿 and he cracked on with his New World pioneer spirit.
他现在身家多少? 一亿 两亿 还是五亿? What's he worth today? 100, 200, 500 million?
但剧情突然反转 But now the plot begins to thicken.
他走到了人生的十字路口 He has reached a crossroads in his life.
面临中产阶级和人到中年的双重危机 The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him.
这双重危机逐渐吞噬了他的野心 他变得软弱 They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft.
他想套现身家 金盆洗手 从此退出江湖 He wanted to cash in his chips and get out of the game,
而且他似乎也找到了完美的接盘侠 and he seems to have found the perfect customer.
切换镜头 谢谢... Smash cut, please...
把画面切到内部晚宴上 to interior, a gala dinner.
我想简单感谢下迈克·皮尔森 Just a few words to say thank you to Michael Pearson
感谢他的慷慨付出 for his limitless generosity and time.
现在迈克正在和博学多才 心胸开阔 Now, Mickey has been cultivating a special relationship
的马修·伯杰培养一种特殊的关系 with the erudite, learned and broad-minded Matthew Berger.
是的 雷蒙多 我确实知道那个资产过亿的犹太牛仔 Yes, Raymond, I do know about the Jewish billionaire cowboy,
他也是一个在英国打拼 发家致富的美国乡巴佬 another slice of Americana creating drama in Angleterre.
最后感谢马修·伯杰 他瞒着我们捐了一大笔钱 And finally to Matthew Berger blindsiding us with his donation
建了一整个认知行为治疗中心 to build the entire cognitive behavioral therapy unit.
他们以前一定见过 不过天晓得在什么地方 So these two have met before. Fuck knows where.
很可能是在拉斯维加斯举办的国际毒贩年会上见过 Presumably at the annual international drug dealers convention in Las Vegas.
他们一起做过一些小买卖 And they've done some small deals together,
但现在 他们准备谈一场大生意 but now they're ready for the big one.
真出乎意料啊 马修 Well, that was unexpected, Matthew.
现在我明白你为什么要坐首位了 Now I understand why you're seated at the head of the table.
连我都瞒着 你挺有心眼儿啊 小子 Snuck that one right by me, didn't you, you naughty little girl?
在这帮名流面前出尽风头 Making a splash with the gentry.
哦 我就是个爱出风头的人 Oh, I like to make a splash whenever possible.
看来 你似乎也明白人靠衣装的道理 Well, you also seem to understand the significance of a proper attire.
我确实明白 Indeed I do.
我认为生活的每一方面 I believe a sense of ownership
都要讲究归属感 is vital in every aspect of life,
特别是对衣着穿搭而言 perhaps never more so than when it comes to wardrobe.
夏着裙来冬穿袄 衣冠宜遵四时貌 For every look there is a season, and for every season a strategy.
博弈正式开始 Now starts the alpha dance.
他们说的其实不是衣服 雷蒙多 They're not really talking about clothes, Raymond.
当然不是了 Oh, fucking no.
他们就是一对老阴逼 They're like a pair of old doggies
互相试探 看看对方够不够格 sniffing round one another's intellectual assholes.
以前就玩这种唇枪舌剑 雷蒙多 It's a good old-fashioned cock-off, Raymond.
迈克 希望我们可以一起合作 Michael, I'm looking forward to doing business together.
-能恕我们失陪吗 -请便 - May we excuse ourselves? - Yes, please.
该向宴会主人道个别 We should say good night to our host.
你怎么看? So what do you think?
我说不好 I'm not sure.
阁下 Your Grace.
他是只老狐狸 He's a fox,
狐狸的本性人尽皆知 and foxes have a predictable nature.
天下乌鸦一般黑 Trust this Jew about that Jew.
如果你让狐狸进了鸡窝 If you let him in the henhouse,
就免不了血肉横飞 一片混乱 you can expect blood and feathers everywhere.
这两人一拍即合 越聊越投机 Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot,
他们开始互相喜欢对方 these two are starting to like each other.
情形很不错 雷 完全没毛病 It's looking good, Ray. It's looking fucking good.
你的商业帝国真令小弟大开眼界 I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise.
不过我绞尽脑汁也想不明白你是怎么做到的 You see, try as I might, I can't work out how you do it,
大麻也是我的招牌 and bush is my game.
要如何才能神不知鬼不觉地 How does anyone grow 50 tons of super skunk
种植整整50吨大麻？ without letting anyone else know how they do it?
你这么说真是过奖了 马修 I'm flattered to hear that from you, Matthew.
我能想到你为了想明白这个问题 I imagine that big brain of yours is sweating a stream of tears
脑子都想成浆糊了 just trying to figure it out.
才华应该有欣赏者 Brilliance should be acknowledged.
嗯 Mm.
再和我说一下钱数 Run the numbers by me again.
年收入2亿 净收入有1亿 200 million gross p.a., 100 million net.
但你的人早就知道了 But your people know this already.
几个月来 他们一直在统计这些数字 They've swept the numbers for months now.
我开给你的底价是4亿 The bottom line is I'll sell it to you for 400 million.
但你也早就知道了 快做决定吧 But you knew that already. Hop in.
现在 我说不清谁是英雄 谁是狗熊 Now, I can't be specific about the heroes and zeros,
我只知道中间悬着一大笔钱 but there was a lot of money hanging in the balance.
问题来了 如果我可以把这场秘密交易 Question: What would it be worth to have the power
泄露出去 那我手中的信息到底值多少钱 to be able to pull the plug on an operation like that?
答案是 贪婪的人会敲诈一半的交易金 Answer: A greedy man would want half the sale price,
但聪明的人就知道 两千万英镑 but a smart man would know that 20 million pounds
足以息事宁人 大家都能接受 was just about uncomfortable enough to make everyone feel comfortable.
弗莱彻 你真是只狡猾又异想天开的癞蛤蟆 You're a cunning and creative toad, aren't you, Fletcher,
居然能想出这么个主意 coming up with a plan like this?
嗯 其实这主意不是我想的 Yeah, but I didn't really come up with it, did I?
是大卫哥 It was Big Dave.
他让我查查迈克 He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey,
你懂的 四处打探消息 盯着他 you know, sniff about, keep an eye on him,
翻翻他的过去 揭露他的罪行 go through his bins, reveal his sins.
迈克·皮尔森 这个可恶的美国黑帮佬 我们要给他来个天降正义 Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster. We're gonna bury him.
他好像交了位新朋友 普莱斯菲尔德王公 Because it seems he's got himself a new friend. Lord Pressfield.
提问 是那位普莱斯菲尔德王公吗？ Question: Is that the Lord Pressfield?
那位公爵？ His Grace, the duke?
正是他 他曾是王位的第四顺位继承人 Yeah. Once fourth in line to the throne.
很明显 迈克·皮尔森已经成功地 Apparently Mickey Pearson has squeaked his way
和他勾搭上了 into the crack of his fat, posh ass.
这事靠你了 弗莱彻 我需要一个像你这样消息灵通又有创造力的人 This is yours, Fletcher. I need a man with your creativity, with your nose.
现在 你就是我最钟爱的 侦探犬 Now, you know you're my favorite bloodhound.
我觉得 时刻记住你在和谁说话 I just think it's really important to remember
这一点很重要 大卫 who you're talking to, Dave.
我当然记得 弗莱彻 Of course I remember, Fletcher.
所以你一定得保证这次不会打空头支票 So just make absolutely sure the check doesn't disappoint this time.
价格是15万! The number is 150,000.
大卫想要毁了迈克 He wants to ruin him,
而我来帮你转危为安 but I am here to do you a favor.
这并不是说让你花冤枉钱 And it's not like you're not getting something for your money.
雷蒙多 你甚至可以把这剧本拍成电影 You could even turn that script into a feature film, Raymond.
我们可以成为合作伙伴 一起干 We could make it together. We could be partners.
我说了这么多 I have learned off you lot.
你自己好好考虑 现在该我时来运转了 You gotta look after number one, and now it's my turn.
时间很紧 雷 赶快做出决定 The sun is not going up for me, Ray. It's going down.
所以大卫哥为什么要搞我老大？ So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss?
两个月以前 你的老大迈克 Two months ago, your man Mickey
让大卫颜面扫地 made my man Dave feel like a right fucking idiot.
亨利 迈克 Henry. Mickey.
他做了什么 How did he do that?
迈克没同他握手 Didn't accept his hand.
-我是大卫 《日报》的 -嗯 - Dave. Daily Print. - Yes.
我是《日报》的编辑 No. Editor of the Daily Print.
原来大卫追踪过迈克的一位公爵朋友 Turns out Dave had gone after one of Mickey's lords,
对他做了点文章 did a proper tabloid job on him.
报道这位爵爷看上了自己的 It would appear that His Lordship had had a quick spin
一位年轻英俊的男仆 on one of his attractive young footmen.
报道一出 股票暴跌 工作丢了 妻子也离开了他 After the splash, shares crashed, job went, wife followed,
就连他的孩子也同他断绝了关系 and even his kids disowned him.
不过呢 大卫可不是软柿子 Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt.
没人敢得罪他 But no one will pull him on it.
他们都怕大卫会报道出自己的黑料 Too fucking scared that Dave will do a feature on them.
但你的老大真是条汉子 But your Mickey, he's got a fabulous set of balls.
大卫想跻身名流 而迈克当着达官显贵的面让大卫难堪 So he snubbed him in front of a crowd that Dave could only wish he belonged to.
你知道的 那些王公贵妇 迈克完美的融入其中 You know, lords and ladies, the sort that Mickey feels very comfortable in front of.
各位 失陪 Men, excuse us.
他让大卫很下不来台 Well, he might just as well have pulled Dave's cock off.
大卫 我相信他是在叫你滚蛋 I do believe that was a bit of a fuck off, Dave.
大卫觉得自己遭受了奇耻大辱 'Cause he just fizzled like a party balloon.
这也不能成为他报复的理由啊 That's no reason to go after a fella.
我不知道要怎么和你说 他想要迈克血债血偿 Well, I don't know what to tell you. He wants Mickey's blood.
就算不为报仇 他也会为了钱这么做 And he would be getting it too, if it wasn't for...
做梦吧 你个贱人 现在请你离开 You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave.
噢 别傻了 我只是提点提点你 Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up.
现在我终于知道为什么马修和其他人 Now, there is a reason why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter,
想不明白迈克事业是如何进行的 cannot work out how Mickey does what he does.
他是如何每年种植50吨大麻的？ How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year?
所有人都知道那需要一大块地 Everyone knows that needs a lot of space.
那么这块地在哪 他又是怎样保密的呢？ So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps?
你总不能就在地上挖个洞 放两百个集装箱下去吧 You can't just dig a hole in the ground and drop 200 shipping containers in there.
喔 不 亲爱的 那可行不通 Oh, no, my love. That will not work.
你得发散思维 从新的角度考虑 No. You have to be creative. You need an angle.
大英帝国的问题就是土地不多 The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it...
即使是私人土地 也会有其他人闯入 and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private.
这些人也有自己的说辞 要遛狗... And the public have rights: dog walkers...
你好 慢慢跑 Yes, jog on.
有人行道 能散步 ...footpaths, right to roam,
看鸟的 乱逛的 bimblers, ramblers,
獾爱好者 badger lovers...
还有吃饱了没事干 到处拍花花草草的 ...and any other busy cunt with enough time on his hands
闲人大妈大姐 to sniff the green tweed of England.
早上好 Good morning!
他们还建了群 And they have groups,
论坛 集会 社交媒体 forums, meetings, social media,
他们喜欢聊天 嚼舌根 and they love a good chat and a hiss
议论那些没有许可证就妄自割草坪的人 about anyone who's decided to mow his lawn without a license.
还有直升机 无人机 谷歌地图 And then there's the helicopters, drones, Google Earth,
遗迹 教区委员会 heritage sites, parish councils,
等等 等等 and the beat goes on.
这些都是你在供能之前应该考虑到的 And that's before you even think about getting power in here.
那么 迈克的独特方法是什么呢？ So what is Mickey's unique method?
我左思右想 上下求索 I tip my cap at the cheek, at the elegance, at the class.
到底是什么方法？ And what would that method be exactly?
了解一个人 得先了解他所处的文化环境 You have to understand a culture to understand a man.
纨绔子弟 皇家贵族 Toffs, aristocrats,
公爵 公爵夫人 王公贵妇 dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies,
大面积的土地等等 lots of land and fuck all dough.
房子要守 湿气要除 银器要擦 Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish.
你知道有钱能使鬼推磨吧 You must remember that cash is very persuasive
尤其对那些被左派和遗产税打击的阶级 to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties.
每次你继承点儿遗产 得有一半上税给国家 And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state.
所以这是我趁虚而入的机会 So this is my moment to swoop in
我就像守护天使一样降临 like a guardian fucking angel
我提供他们赚钱的机会 不至于家徒四壁 and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order.
他们并不太在乎我做什么 And they're not too bothered about what I do,
只要每年一直有钱进账就行 as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year.
找个王公是很不错 但并不容易 It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy.
需要消耗精力 美酒美人 还有迪斯科 It takes work, wine, women and disco.
12个地方 12个农场 Twelve sites. Twelve farms.
一千个英国房产 One thousand of these estates in the great UK.
祝你好运 把他们全找到 Bonne chance trying to find them all.
这就是我的商业帝国 That's it. My infrastructure.
这就是你出钱买下的东西 And that, sir, is, with my blessing, what you are paying for.
如果它真像你说的那么周全又暴利 If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is,
我就包下整个生意 I'll buy the whole business.
前戏就到这吧 迈克 But enough foreplay, Michael.
我想看看你的种植基地 I wanna see your plant.
我已竭尽全力让我的种植基地 I've gone to great lengths to make my operation
尽可能地隐蔽 马修 as invisible as possible, Matthew.
就算你站在我种的大麻上 也丝毫不会察觉 If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it.
实际上 你脚下就是我种的大麻 As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.
这生意够壮观 迈克 It's a spectacular business, Michael.
不过可惜 等十年后大麻在英国合法了 Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years
这生意也就破产了 when things go legal in the great UK.
你还想让我出高价？ And you want me to pay top dollar for it?
就这你也要我出四亿？ A nugget under half a yard?
就这个价 That is the price.
进来吧 我让你看看你花四亿买到了什么 Now step inside and I'll show you what half a yard gets you.
哇哦 一个赏心悦目的工具棚卖了4亿美元 Ooh. A delightful tool shed for 400 million dollars.
包括这个圆头锤吗？ Is the ball-peen hammer included?
当然了 现在我给你看看真货 Course it is. Now let me show you the nails.
当心碰头 Watch your head.
继续干活 伙计们 Carry on, chaps.
真是英国令人心旷神怡的绿色胜地 England's green and pleasant land.
这些只是一部分 Those are some nails.
地点 员工 技术 Location, staff, technology.
你买下上层 不过是为了买下层的秘密基地打幌子 See, you're buying the substructure for the superstructure to come,
一旦交易成功 你将拥有目前最好的地段 and with purchase you will inherit the best sites available,
世界上最好的植物学家 草药师 the finest botanists and herb sommeliers in the world,
还有世界上最创新的大麻种植技术 as well as the most innovative marijuana technology on the planet.
一旦大麻进入合法市场 And when this little piggy goes to legal market
就会供不应求 and the demand way outpaces the supply...
这些种植基地 这些种植专家 these locations, these green-fingered botanical boys,
还有我的顶级技术 as well as my superior technology,
都将会超值 will be at a premium.
到时收益都是你的 And you would own them all.
你知道吗 禁酒令解除之后 过了十五年 Did you know it took 15 years after alcohol prohibition ended back home
酒精才满足了合法市场的供需 for the legal market to scratch that itch?
整整十五年 Fifteen years.
若你无动于衷 就会这样 And that's if you do nothing with it.
是的 无论从什么角度想 都是双赢 Yes, it's a win-win, no matter how you look at it.
而且我不贪婪 咱们都很清楚 And I'm not greedy. You and I both know
4亿这个价格很公正 绝对物超所值 that 400 million is a fair-to-generous asking price,
特别是考虑到 一旦大麻买卖披上合法外衣 especially considering that once this game's kosher,
它的市值将在两千亿到 it's going to be worth somewhere between 200 billion
五千亿英镑之间 and, well, half a trillion pounds.
每年 Annually.
烟草 Weed.
大麻 Bush.
毒品 Skunk-amola.
麻烟叶子 White widow super cheese.
这就是新一代淘金热 It's the new gold rush.
你的票子会越来越厚 钱包会越来越鼓 This is the thin end of a very fat wedge, sir.
既然这么值钱 你为什么要卖掉 If it's such a fat wedge, why don't you keep it?
你知道的 我名声在外 靠的是真刀真枪一路打拼 You see, I've developed a reputation as a man who came up the hard way.
可以说 我的双手都染了血 You could say that there's blood on these pretty white hands.
但新的生意 一旦要合法 But in the new business, once legal and under the jurisdiction
并且受到部长级合法管辖 of the respectable umbrella of ministerial legitimacy,
这样的企业需要一个身份清白的领导 an enterprise like this will need a face with a clean past,
很不幸 我不是清白之人 which sadly I do not possess.
退休也不算糟糕 Retirement doesn't sound so bad.
漫步乡村 和我的妻子修剪玫瑰 Long walks in the countryside, pruning roses with my better half,
养养孩子 raising some cubs.
我值得 I've earned it.
听着 我们都知道 种植只是生意的一半 Look, we both know growing is only 50% of the business.
我还要你的欧洲市场 I need your European connections.
我已经知道了香肠怎么做 I've seen how the sausage is made.
现在跟我讲讲肉店在哪 Now tell me about the butcher shops.
这个嘛 到时候再说 马修 Well, that comes later, Matthew,
等钱到账了 我再告诉你 when the money's in escrow.
既然我们已经使主角陷入困境 Now that we've established the dilemma of our protagonist,
我们来聊聊反派 let us turn to our antagonist.
在遥远的地方 穿越平原 Many miles away, across the open plains,
另一头美丽的野兽走向一个水潭 another beautiful feral beast lopes his way to a watering hole.
你现在又在说谁 Who are you talking about now?
雷蒙多 我说的是西门无泪 I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.
噢 西门无泪啊 Oh, Dry Eye.
他是什么人？中国人？日本人？北京人？ What is he? Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?
“跪族人”？ Get on your fucking knees?
肮脏的龙的传人 Dirty dragon filth.
黄色是种颜色 赌博是场游戏 ♪ Yellow is the color Gambling is the game ♪
他像千禧年炸鞭炮一样出场了 砰砰砰 He explodes on the scene like a millennial fucking firecracker. Bang, bang, bang.
去你妈的 You chee-bye motherfuckers!
我必须打断你一下 弗莱彻 I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Fletcher.
听着不像我认识的西门无泪 That doesn't sound like the Dry Eye I know.
你注意听我说就行 雷蒙多 Just making sure you're paying attention, Raymond.
那么 让我们镜头一转 So let's cut instead to a somewhat anticlimactic
看看和蔼可亲的西门无泪 but suave and debonair Dry Eye,
他就像中国的007 like a Chinese James Bond.
专业杀戮 "Ricense" to kill.
-打开 -好的 老大 - Open them up. - Yes, boss.
我的天哪 Good Lord.
用水管把他们冲干净 装起来送走 Hose them down, load them up and fuck them off.
-让我看一下汽车零件 -好的老大 在那呢 - Let me have a look at 432. - Yes, boss. It's just right here.
有120个轮圈 呃 32个LS引擎 60个定做的… There's 120 rims, uh, 32 LS engines, 60 custom...
好的 付钱吧 All right. Pay the man.
抱歉哥们 我报的20英尺 其实是40英尺高的集装箱 Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for a 20 when it's a 40-footer.
所以钱得翻倍 It's gonna be double bubble.
钱得翻倍？ Double bubble?
君子一言 驷马难追 A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.
剩下的钱你或者你家人来付 就当买个教训 Now, either you or your family are gonna have to pay for that lesson.
你听懂没有？ Do we have an understanding?
听懂了 老板 Yes, boss.
把钱给这小崽子 Give the soppy prick his money.
不管怎样 西门无泪先说到这 Anyway, let's put a pin in Dry Eye
再来说迈克吧 and turn again to Mickey.
如果你想在这屋里抽烟 If you're thinking of smoking that in here...
劝你不要 don't.
我有点迷糊 I find that confusing.
你是让我不要抽烟 还是不要想 Do you mean don't smoke or don't think?
噢... Oh...
噢 好的好的 我怕了你了 Oh, all right, all right, it's going out.
我想是时候向你介绍女王了 I think the time has come for me to introduce you to our queen.
哈罗德 包给我 Harold, bag.
她是迈克牛仔大帝的 A Cockney Cleopatra
伦敦版埃及艳后 to Mickey's cowboy Caesar.
迈克那坚不可摧的盔甲中唯一的薄弱点 The only weak link in his otherwise impregnable armor
是他的奉献之情 他的热爱之情 也有人说 is his devotion, his passion, some would say his obsession
是他对美艳妻子的迷恋之情 with his beauteous lady wife.
我正试着帮你呢 迈克 I'm trying to do you a favor here, Mike,
但是每次我试着帮你 结果都很让我伤神 but every time I do you a favor, it ends up costing me too.
-拜托 罗莎… -为什么柯娃小姐还没走 - Now, come on, Ros... - Why is Miss Kova still here?
那辆路虎今天早上就应该弄好了 That Range was supposed to be finished this morning.
-我不是在跟你说话 迈克 -不好意思 老板 是罗杰在倒腾那辆车 - I'm not talking to you, Mike. - Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.
我跟你说过多少次了 他不能上来工作 How many times have I told you? I don't want Roger up front.
这儿是女性的避风港 他在哪儿呢？ This is a sanctuary for the ladies. Where is he?
在你办公室 跟你老公在一起 He's up in your office with your husband.
米莎 亲爱的 在等二十分钟 保证能让你开车离开 Misha, darling, I'll have you out of here in 20 minutes.
罗莎琳德 我半小时后有堂旋转课 Rosalind, I've got a spin class in half an hour.
就二十分钟 不会再拖了 Twenty minutes and no charge.
丽莎 给她倒一杯 Lisa, champagne.
-迈克 你还在吗？ -当然 我一直没挂电话 - Mike, are you still there? - Of course I'm still fucking here.
好吧 既然你没挂电话 那是谁在预定零件？ Right, well, if you're still there, who's ordering the fucking parts?
所以你怎么想的？ So what do you think?
事情可做 但不可太张扬 Ringing the bell, but not too loud.
手伸进蜜罐 Dipped in honey.
自然有甜头可赚 That's on the money.
但你总是干得很好 迈克 But you always could make a good cup of tea, Mickey.
贼棒 Very nice.
嗨 罗莎 Hello, Ros.
你们在这儿干什么呢 What the fuck is going on in here?
我早就应该知道是你在背后使坏 I should have known it was you behind this.
罗杰应该在下面工作 Rodge is supposed to be working down there
你却跑上来耽误他 and you're up here blowing his brains out.
-老板 我这就去 -赶紧去 - I'm on it, boss. - You wanna be.
不要怪罗杰 亲爱的 Don't blame the Dodge, dear.
你知道他脑瓜机灵 You know he's got a special nose
在帮我这个老将做参谋 and he's doing this old dog a favor.
罗杰 下去赚你的钱 Dodge, get down there and earn your money.
走了 Gone.
所以你到底在儿这干什么？ What you doing here anyway?
想着顺便过来和我老婆喝杯茶 Thought I'd come by to have a cup of tea with my wife.
好啊 去泡茶啊 Well, go on, then. Put the kettle on.
看上去交易已经十拿九稳了 Looks like the deal's gone through.
-不用再想想？ -还需要想什么 - Second thoughts? - No second thoughts.
我喜欢中年岁月 I like middle age.
喜欢乡绅化 喜欢私立学校 还有美酒 I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines
喝药时给我一勺鱼子酱就行 and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down.
但最重要的是 我想和你天长地久 But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.
当然 Course you are.
嘿 我不想你活得像只无头苍蝇一样 Look, I don't want you knocking around here
整天无所事事 迷失自我 feeling all unemployed and lost with yourself.
你真是的 Well, fuck me.
大多数女人都会央求她们的老公 Most wives would beg their other halves
金盆洗手 退出江湖 但你却不会 to get out of this game, but not you.
那是因为我了解你 亲爱的 That's because I know you, darling.
听着 亲爱的 你退也要退得优雅 Look, you'll have to do this elegantly, love.
你要收手的消息一旦传出 肯定会有传言说你是害怕了 If word spreads that you're getting out, that could read as weakness.
你也知道星星之火 可以燎原 And if you smell smoke, it's 'cause there's a fire,
那样后果会不堪设想 and that could get expensive.
所以 你必须下狠心把火踩灭 So you're gonna have to stamp that out without any gentrification.
但你不会 亲爱的 But not you, love.
你从不做有失优雅的事 Don't you do anything messy.
你就是这样俘获人心的 忘了吗 That's why you've got people, remember?
宝贝儿 我爱死你了 I fucking love you, babe.
我知道 Course you do.
要来一炮吗？ Any chance?
现在不行 No, you can wait.
我还有个客人已经发火了 I've got a red-hot Russki with her finger on the trigger.
-我先处理公务 -我不介意玩双飞 - Gotta deal with it. - I don't mind the two of yous.
去啊 你找死 Go on, fuck off.
弗莱彻 Fletcher...
你别在这浪费口舌了 why are you wasting our time?
我知道哪些是现实 哪些是想象 I know what happens in my world and what doesn't.
但我搞不明白 迈克凭什么要给你 What I fail to recognize is why Michael should be motivated
一张两千万的的支票 to write you a check for 20 million.
雷蒙多 你真没耐心 我的故事还没讲完呢 I find you very impatient, Raymond. I am a storyteller.
就像电影里的套路 我正在设置悬念 As they say in the film game, I'm laying pipe.
你最好快点进入正题 Well, you'd better put something through it soon.
那是什么 也是烧烤桌？ So what is that? Is that a barbecue as well?
-是的 弗莱彻 -我喜欢烧烤 - Yes, it is, Fletcher. - I love a barbie.
好像还挺实用的呢 不是吗？ That is a useful bit of plant, then, isn't it?
你可以一边烤火 一边烤肉 So that heats up your knees and cooks at the same time?
你烤一个给我看看嘛 You gotta show me how to get one of them.
如果你现在就滚 这桌子送你都行 Well, you can take it with you if you fuck off now.
雷 Ray.
给我烤个牛排会死吗？ Is there any chance of a steak?
好吧 冰柜里正好有点儿和牛 Yeah, all right. Got a bit of Wagyu in the freezer as it happens.
-我还没吃过和牛呢 -是啊 真是便宜你了 但也就只有和牛了 - I've never had Wagyu. - Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got.
-伙计 我去拿吧 -噢 不用 不麻烦你了 - I'll get it, mate. - Oh, no, you're all right.
-你待在这里就好 -噢 - Just stay right there. - Oh.
噢 烫死我了 Ow, fuck me!
那个很烫 It's hot.
弗兰彻真他妈是个老狐狸 He's a sly fox, that Fletcher.
晚安哒 阿斯兰 Night-night, Aslan.
32个LS引擎？ 32 LS engines?
你把所有零件都塞进了一个40英尺的集装箱？ You got all these parts on a 40-foot container?
没错 Yeah.
你怎么做到的？ How'd you get your hands on that?
无可奉告 Ask no questions, hear no lies.
价格也是 Hence the price.
-所以一共多少钱 -噢 送给你了 - So how much? - Oh, no charge.
行了 开个价吧 Okay, so what's the price?
我要跟你丈夫见一面 A meeting with your husband.
噢 去你的 Oh, fuck off.
这不可能 That's not gonna happen.
对他有利无弊 It's in his interest.
听着 这些送你了 就当是见面礼 Tell you what, keep the parts. Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
你知道怎么找到我 You know how to get hold of me.
好吧 我可不敢保证 Well, I can't promise anything.
西门无泪 他有跟迈克谈判 对吧？ Dry Eye, he got his little sit-down with Michael, didn't he?
胆子真大 不管结果如何 Bold move, that, coming in heavy,
他都吃不了兜着走… sanctioned or unsanctioned...
龙头乔治老大可不会轻易放过他 by the dragon head himself, Lord George.
那个乔治可不是个善茬 Well, he's a naughty boy, that George.
但是 西门无泪比他还狠 But Dry Eye, oh, he's next generation,
那群中国佬改朝换代比苹果手机升级还快 and them Chinamen, they upgrade quicker than i-fucking-Phones.
他要出手了吗？ Is he making moves?
他是打算单干？ Is he breaking out on his own?
想背着他的老板乔治老大干票大的？ Big man plans behind Lord George's back?
说真的 价值一百万的汽车零部件这个见面礼还真不错 To be fair, it was very nicely played with 100 grand's worth of free car parts,
谁都知道 要搭上一个男人 那就从他的老婆下手 because everyone knows that the way to a man's heart is through his wife.
雷蒙多 你就是一个好“老婆” You'd make a lovely wife, Raymond.
迈克 感谢你抽空见我 Thank you for taking the time to see me, Michael.
乔治老大让我向你问好 Lord George sends his best.
我是答应了我老婆才来见你的 I only took this meeting because Ros asked me to.
以后别再背着我买通她 Make sure to never approach her like that again.
我无意冒犯 I meant no disrespect.
你找我干什么？ How can I help?
我知道你要退出了 I understand you're getting out.
退出 从哪里退出？ Getting out. Getting out of what?
床？我的脑子？柜子？ Bed? My head? The closet?
不要跟我废话 西门无泪 我没那闲工夫 Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye. I'm a busy man.
我听说你要退出江湖了 I hear you're getting out of the game.
我这里有个大买卖 And I would like you to consider an offer.
听着 你给我到此为止 Look, I'm gonna stop you right there
你不要再浪费口舌了 年轻人 so you don't waste any more of your precious breath, young man.
跟我谈这个 你还不够格 This is not a discussion for the two of us.
这可不是你想谈就能谈的 Unlike the salt and pepper, it's not on the table.
这可是一大笔钱啊 This is a big number.
还是现金 Cash.
我不是出来卖的 I am not for sale.
就算我是 你也买不起 And even if I was, you're several zeros short.
你那点钱也许能买你兄弟的“大香肠”尝尝 Now, you may be able to buy your man's sausage for that,
但对我来说 那还不够老子塞牙缝 but to me it just looks rude at breakfast.
你真不识抬举 You're out of touch.
你忘了丛林法则 竟然敢小看我 You're forgetting the laws of the jungle, looking down on me.
对一头老不死的猩猩来说 Now, when the silverback's got more silver than back...
它最好不要挑肥拣瘦 he best move on...
有口吃的就不错了 before he gets moved on.
不要太高高在上 It's not dignified.
迈克 你现在虎落平阳 我可是在好心帮你 It's beneath you, Michael. Trying to do you a favor.
这可是一大笔钱 This is a big fucking number.
这个呢？ And this?
这可是一杆大枪 This is a big fucking gun.
你眼睛现在流泪了吧？ Eyes not so dry now, are they?
疼死了 对吗？ Hurts, does it?
你在找你的蛋蛋 还是在找地上的洞洞？ You looking for your balls or a hole in the wall?
-我干 -你他妈以为闹着玩儿呢？ - Fuck! - Where the fuck do you think you're going?
你个死瘪三 在这儿要死不活的 Because you're not going out the way you came in, you deluded duck-eating cunt.
还敢跟我提丛林法则 Talking to me about the laws of the jungle.
你说什么？我虎落平阳？ What was it? Something about being beneath me?
老不死的猩猩？ Silver on back?
丛林法则只有一条 There's only one rule in this fucking jungle.
饿狮一扑 必要见血 When the lion's hungry, he eats.
弗莱彻 你说的不对 You're wrong, Fletcher.
那不是迈克的行事风格 That's not how Michael works.
对 我知道 我知道 我只是开个玩笑 Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun.
每部电影都要有点打戏才精彩 不是吗 Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it?
当然了 这不是在丑化他的形象 And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation.
那是过去的形象 Had a reputation.
他现在很高大上 He's been gentrified.
…一大笔钱 ...big fucking number.
我听说你喜欢听爱情故事 我来说一个 I know how you lot love fables, so let me share a little fable with you.
曾经有一条年轻又愚蠢的龙 There once was a young and foolish dragon
跑去问一只聪明又狡猾的狮子 who came to ask a wise and cunning lion
怎么获得领土 about acquiring his territory.
狮子没兴趣搭理他 就让那条龙滚开 Now, the lion, he wasn't interested, so he told the little dragon to fuck off.
但那条龙不懂什么是“滚开” But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant,
所以 他不依不饶得坚持问狮子 so he persisted and continued to ask the lion
怎么获得领土 about acquiring his territory.
于是狮子带着小龙仔去散步 So the lion took the little dragon for a walk
然后对着他的小脑袋开了五枪 and put five bullets in his little dragon head.
故事结束 End of story.
据说这则故事是有深层含义的 Now, allegedly there's a message in there.
虽然我不知道具体是什么 但是 无泪 你很聪明 I don't know what it is, but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.
或许你能解释给我听 Maybe you can explain it to me.
伙计 你该走了 I think your time's up, chaps.
迈克 你应该考虑… Michael, you should recons...
别多嘴了 Just marinade on it.
另外 给我滚 In the meantime, fuck off.
噢 我敢打赌 迈克肯定很高兴去了那场会面 是不是 Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he took that meeting, wasn't he?
是的 进展得不要太顺利 Yes, it went very well.
-对 -你想要上面 还是下面 - Yeah. - Do you want the top or the bottom?
亲爱的 我要下面 The bottom, please, darling.
那次见面之后 事情开始有眉目了 Now, things started to unravel after that meeting.
迈克是不是在他的种植园里得过鼠疫？ Didn't Mickey get a rat infestation at one of his farms?
快点 Come on.
隐蔽 隐蔽 Stealth, stealth.
上 Go.
戴好面罩 Ballys down.
行动 快点 快点 快点 Let's move. Go, go, go, go.
天呐 Shit.
噢 我的天 Oh, my days.
真他妈给力 Fucking hell.
他说这里能搞些大麻 He said there'd be a bit of puff.
对 他们没开玩笑 Yeah, they weren't joking.
哎 朋友们 都是包装好的 Oi, fellas. It's already packed.
别乱搞 Let's not mess about.
都装起来 Let's load it up, boys.
你们是哪来的小鬼 Who the fuck are you lot?
操 拉好面罩 Fuck. Cover up.
你们知道这是谁的地盘吗 Do you know who owns this gaff?
谁他妈的管这个 We don't give a fuck.
你们可来错地方了 I think you got off on the wrong stop.
哎 泰扎 Oi, Tezza!
-干嘛 -有好玩的 - What? - Fancy a row?
这些小鬼哪来的 Who are these jokers?
他们想要我们的货 They want our gear.
马尔夫 Marv!
这崽子是谁 Who's this cunt?
约翰 John!
噢 你们好 是老爹队伍 Oh, hello. It's Dad's Army.
弗兰克 Oi, Frank.
这啥 泰迪熊聚会吗 What's this? Teddy bears' picnic?
莫 快来 Oi, Mo!
还有谁 Any more rabbits in that warren?
你们几个要先热热身吗 You lads fancy a warm-up?
对付你就免了 小弱鸡 Not for you Jelly Babies.
数到三就开干 On three, lads.
三 Three.
嘿 Hey!
怎么 你要叫他回来吗 老头子 What? You wanna call him back, Granddad?
操 Fuck!
老板 给我两个汉堡 Boss, let me get two burgers on the stove.
搞快点 听到没 Get that quick, understand?
我还要两份薯条 And I want two chips as well.
怎么一股尿骚味 What is this smell of wee in here?
老哥 你谁啊 Who the fuck is this joke, man?
离我远点 小兔崽子 Don't stand near me, son.
嘴巴放干净点 别跟吃了屎一样 You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss.
给我后退两步 好好排队 Take two steps back and wait your turn.
最好给我滚开 老家伙 不然我让你尿裤子 You better fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you.
这里会尿裤子的只有你 毛孩子 The only thing you can wet's your underpants, son.
给我退后 Now, back two steps.
扳机 快 上 Trigger. That's you. Go on.
-快 上啊兄弟 -嗯 - That's you. You're up, bruv. - Yeah?
上 干他 兄弟 Do him. Fucking do him, lad.
捅他 Stick it in him, bruv.
扳机是吧 你要捅就捅 Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.
别在这跟跳舞似的 Don't, you know, dance.
你们几个又是什么 四顶尖音乐团吗 What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something?
染红肤 割阳皮 The Foreskins. The Redskins.
哇哦 还有印第安人来袭 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here come the Indians.
挺有老北方人的味道啊 各位 Bit of the old Northern Soul, is it, boys?
别畏手畏脚的了 Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.
我战意被点燃了 来 我得练练手 来啊 I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on, I need some back and forth. Come on.
你们都会点什么 来 快点 来点有意思的 What have you got for me? Now, make it quick. Make it funny.
干！你！老！母！ Fuck you.
哎 真让我失望 别那么没劲 Jeez, that's disappointing. No, no, not that.
再来 再来 Go again. Go again.
来点厉害的 给我点颜色看看 Now, make it sharp. Cut me with it.
-上去干他 兄弟 -上啊 - Fucking do him, laddie. - Come on.
上啊 上啊 Yeah. Yeah.
该死 Oh, shit!
再来啊 小兔崽子 Come on then, you dickhead.
我的眼睛 My eyes!
你们真是给自己丢脸啊 小兄弟们 Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads.
小孩打架似的 花拳绣腿 Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch.
大人打架要靠脑子 那才算真正的干架 Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is.
在这 要靠脑子 Up here, in the gray.
他弄伤我了 He sparked me out, bruv.
都站起来 崽子们 生活节奏这么快 你们还在磨磨唧唧 Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow.
生活难着呢 Life's hard on a bone top.
走 去健身房 我看能怎么教教你们 Come on down the gym. We'll see what we can do with yous.
等等 你是教练吗 Hang on. Are you the coach?
教练 是厄尼打来的 Coach, it's Ernie.
天 兄弟 他就是教练 他就是教练 Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro. It's the fucking coach.
什么事 厄尼 Ernie, what is it?
我们的好日子来临了 Ball's in the back of the net.
我们要发大财了 打算拉上你 因为你是我们的导师 We've rung the bell here and we're gonna include you, because you're our mentor.
我不知道你在说什么 但听起来感觉不是什么好事 I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't like the sound of it.
-我们拿到了一批大麻 -听我说 厄尼 - We've landed a load of sticky bush. - Listen to me, now, Ernie.
现在离开 Walk away.
太晚了 我们已经在健身房卸货了 It's too late. We're at the gym now unloading the van.
你开了我的货车？ You took my van?
原地别动 我十分钟就到 Wait there. I'll be back in ten minutes.
抱歉打扰了 老板 你得看看这个 I'm sorry to intrude, but I think you need to see this, boss.
♪大丈夫没必要破门而入 ♪ ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪
♪直接从地板挖洞钻进去♪ ♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight through The hole in the floor ♪
♪我们就是小孩 不知道你的想法♪ ♪ We're the Toddlers Don't know what you thought ♪
♪夜晚过后 你就会惊掉下巴 ♪ ♪ By the end of the night You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪
♪不是十棵 也不是二十棵 ♪ ♪ Plants Not ten or twenty ♪
而是蛋蛋本尼 我从没败过 It's Eggs Benny, 'cause I never get cracked.
♪人类的蛋蛋很脆弱 拳脚不堪一击♪ ♪ Man's egg got cracked And his legs went jelly ♪
♪你只需知道我们卷走了所有钱 ♪ ♪ Just know that We're leaving the room With every last penny ♪
他们都说我是鬼魂 因为我来去无踪影 They call me Ghost, 'cause you never see me coming.
♪你只需知道等你见鬼 你就完了 ♪ ♪ Just know it's over When you see ghosts ♪
♪ 一个回旋踢 你鼻子就落地♪ ♪ Spinning back kick Might take off your nose ♪
♪屋顶那个冒烟的东西 我不想看到它 ♪ ♪ Man don't want that smoke Big elbow to The top of the dome ♪
我叫厄尼 我左手手速惊人 右手强壮结实 My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's fast and the right hand's sturdy.
♪左手手速惊人 右手强壮结实 ♪ ♪ The left hand's fast And the right hand's sturdy ♪
♪我从小就不是什么好孩子 这点小东西挡不住我 ♪ ♪ You know I've been Bad from early, your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪
-♪我下手挺脏 ♪ -吉姆 - ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪ - Jim.
♪吉姆 吉姆 铁下巴吉姆♪ ♪ Jim, Jim The Iron Chin ♪
♪你知道的 他不好惹♪ ♪ You already know Man can't fuck with him ♪
♪要说打架这种事 ♪ ♪ When it comes to This fighting thing ♪
♪我就用头撞 撞翻他 ♪♪ Man'll head-butt him Put in the double-leg takedown ♪
为什么让我们看这种“动作小视频” 雷 Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?
因为这“小视频”是在我的地盘上拍的 Because it's fight porn at one of my farms.
♪我们是小孩子 你是笨蛋吗 ♪ ♪ We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
♪我们出身社会底层 我们从小挨饿 ♪ ♪ Just know that we come from The bottom of the slum And we're hungry ♪
♪ 我们就是为了钱 像个收税人 ♪ ♪ Means we're coming For the crumbs And we're like a tax man ♪
♪我们就是为了你的钱 我们弟兄一大群 ♪ ♪ 'Cause we're coming For your funds, bang, bang You see us in a gang ♪
-教练 -吉姆 把烟灭了 - Coach. - Jim, put that shit out.
-我只是… -吉姆 去办公室 - I've only just... - Jim, into the office.
本尼 把东西放下 跟吉姆一起进来 Benny, put down that box of scorpions. Follow Jim.
这不是我的主意 教练 It weren't my idea, Coach.
操 Oh, shit.
马尔 你的鼻子怎么了 Mal, what the fuck did you do to your nose?
你这周还有场格斗比赛啊 You have a fight in a week, man.
其实没有看起来那么严重啦 Looks a lot worse than what it is.
-我保证没事 -是吗 - I'm a hundred percent. - Yeah?
两千点击量 Two thousand hits!
天哪 Oh, my days!
这灯光简直狂拽炫酷 I look mad in this. The lighting is banging.
♪乖乖听话 东西放下 你会付出代价 ♪ ♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? It will do a million a set ♪
♪对 一箱箱的大麻 挺好 别缺斤短两 ♪ ♪ That's it Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪
♪一箱一箱又一箱 我们是小孩 你是笨蛋吗 ♪ ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
♪一箱箱大麻 挺好 别缺斤短两 ♪ ♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪
♪一箱一箱又一箱 我们是孩子 你是笨蛋吗 ♪ ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
注意画面剪上去点 看起来像是黑帮 Make sure you get the upper cut in. It looks gangsta.
是我想的那样吗 Is that what I think it is?
对 这是最好的版本 Yeah, but the best version of it.
你没把视频放上网吧 Tell me you didn't put that fight porn online.
视频火了 教练 点击率很高 It's white hot, Coach. The hits.
要风靡全球了 It's gone intergalactic.
我在想啥啊 What was I thinking,
怎么会留你们这帮孩子没人看管？ leaving you kids alone unsupervised?
撤下视频 马上 Take it down. Now!
我不得不说 真是印象深刻啊 I've gotta say, I was impressed.
看他们打架的招式 绝对是练家子 老板 The way they fought? They're on point, guvnor.
训练他们的人真有两把刷子 Whoever trained them knows what he's doing.
谢谢 别再说了 Thank you. That's enough.
-呃 我就是随口一说 -好吧 那就别说了 - Well, I'm just saying. - Well, quit saying.
好 谢谢你 Okay, thank you.
我刚接受马修的买断 No sooner do I entertain Matthew's offer to buy me out
拒绝了西门无泪的提议 and reject Dry Eye's offer
我的一个种植园就遭到袭击了 does one of my farms get raided.
头一回 First time ever.
不像是巧合 是吗 Doesn't feel like a coincidence, does it?
不像 绝逼是有人故意的 It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.
-他们怎么找到那儿的 -不知道 - How did they find it? - I don't know.
我正在调查 I'm making inquiries.
马修那边怎么办 What about Matthew?
此事一出 在他支付四亿之前 He's gonna need reassuring
需要先给他颗定心丸 before he parts with 400 big ones.
一大堆问题没有得到解决 雷 So many questions unanswered, Ray.
我是说 谁会如此聪明 能找得到迈克的种植园呢 I mean, who'd be smart enough to find one of Mickey's farms?
当然了 除我以外 Apart from me, of course.
谁又会有这样做的胆量呢？ And who would be bold enough to make such a move?
尤其是还要录下来发在网上？ Especially to film it all and then post it all online?
因为那基本上就是在打你的脸 对不对 Because that is really rubbing your face in it, isn't it?
我是来帮忙的 迈克 I'm here to help, Michael.
我是你的朋友 你的盟友 I'm your friend, your ally,
你一年四季随叫随到的圣诞老人 your Santa Claus for all seasons,
我希望你知道我的精灵助手们非常具有说服力 And I'd like you to know my team of elves can be very persuasive.
说服力？我为什么需要有说服力的帮手？ Persuasive? And why would I need persuasive?
呃 我听说你遇到了一些麻烦 Well, I hear you might have had a little trouble.
因为你曾经对我雪中送炭 Now, you helped me before when my source ran dry,
所以我现在只是在报答你 让你知道 so I'm just returning the favor and reminding you
我有一些厉害的朋友 I have effectual friends.
精灵？ Elves?
什么精灵？ Elves?
-就是你刚说的精灵 -我有说吗？ - Yes. You said elves. - Did I?
嗯 Mm.
我没遇到什么麻烦 马修 一点问题都没有 No trouble over here, Matthew. No trouble at all.
我们给你带了礼物 So we brought you a token.
是吗？ You did?
是什么？ And what might this be?
是镇纸 用来压住我即将给你的那些文件 It's a paperweight to keep down all the paper I'm about to give you.
-它看起来是把手枪啊 -也能当镇纸用 - Well, it looks like a gun. - And it's a paperweight.
不像我们国家 这东西在英国是违法的 Seeing how in this country, unlike in our homeland, they're illegal.
晚上骑自行车不开车灯也违法 So is riding your bicycle at night without lights.
法律在这里不过一纸空文 Laws are there as a guideline.
在法国 给猪起名叫拿破仑也违法 In France, it's illegal to call a pig Napoleon,
但我就是叫了 怎样 来抓我啊 but just try and stop me.
我挺喜欢这份礼物的 你太好了 I quite like it. You're very kind.
-谢谢 -跨洋携手 合作愉快 - Thank you. - Hands across the sea.
迈克安抚下了那个犹太人 Mickey calmed down the Jew
看起来交易还在继续 and it seems the deal is still going ahead.
但时运不佳 生意遭打击 种植园关停 But bad timing, jeopardizing deals, shutting down farms.
如果迈克不把一切清理干净 损失将不可估量 It could be an expensive disaster if Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up.
我该感到害怕吗 Should I be scared?
不用 但不怕一万 就怕万一 I don't think so, but I like to err on the side of caution.
什么意思？ What does that mean?
意思就是我要把生意停了 It means I'm going to have to close shop,
关掉种植园 让它消失不见 shut this farm down and make it disappear.
过几天你可能会看到几辆卡车 You might see a couple of trucks around here
在这附近 然后就没有别的了 over the next few days, but that's it.
每年少了一百万英镑的佣金 Well, I'm not gonna pretend that missing out
我才不会装作不心疼呢 on a million pounds commission a year isn't going to hurt somewhat.
痛苦会被大家一起分担的 The pain is being shared.
货物被偷 同时失去收入 Stolen product, loss of earnings meantime,
还有关停的费用 以及在别处重新开张的花销 the cost of shutting down, the expense of setting up elsewhere.
说来好笑 但现在已经是最糟糕的时候了 It's funny, really, but it couldn't be worse timing.
怎么讲？ How so?
我... I've...
我刚刚得知我们需要开发一个全新的立足之处 I've just learned we need a whole new roof apparently.
像我刚才说的 我和你一样不爽 As I say, I'm as upset about this as you are.
-亨利 -迈克 - Henry. - Mickey.
投我以桃 报之以李 The toffs look after Mickey. Now Mickey looks after the toffs.
不过要回报的人着实不少 But there's a lot of toffs to look after.
-亨利 -就算天塌了 - Henry. - And when it rains...
也有我顶着 Let me take care of the roof.
...天塌得稀碎 ...it fucking pours.
现在比起他们 更需要在意的只有一件事 Now, there's only one thing that needs more looking after than a toff,
就是那个小屁孩 and that is a toff's offspring.
于是我们巧妙地回到了大卫哥的故事 Which brings me neatly back to Big Dave's story,
也是我从一开始就坐在这儿 the very reason I'm sitting here sipping whiskey with you
和你喝酒的原因 in the first fucking place.
大卫哥打算这样扳倒迈克 This is how Big Dave is gonna bring Mickey down,
利用并虐待普莱斯菲尔德王公最疼爱的孩子 by using and abusing Lord Pressfield's much-beloved child.
普莱斯菲尔德的女儿 有名有才的劳拉 她自怨自艾 自暴自弃 Lord Pressfield's daughter, the famous and talented Laura, all self-hate and harm,
对鲍尔·诺尔的暗黑气质一见倾心 has fallen for this Power Noel's smacked-out dark charm,
我要把他们一网打尽 and I want to lock them,
尤其是那个瘦小邋遢的皮尔森 especially that slimy little jam rag Pearson,
和声名狼藉的纨绔子弟乱搞 in bed with a skint, discredited toff,
给鲁莽的皇室摇滚小青年供毒 and supplying gear to young and reckless rock-star royals,
这些小青年缺乏管教 royals unbridled by distracted parents
因为他们的父母忙着在瑞士滑雪 too busy skiing on the Swiss Alps to notice
蠢到连自己的孩子都不关心 and too fucking stupid to care.
说的真棒 老板 你很擅长怼人 I like it. You're good at this, boss.
我知道我擅长什么 哈米 你闭嘴 Yeah, I know what I'm good at, Hammy. Fuck off.
这位又吸毒又暴食 唱歌还得调音的贵族少女 Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic, auto-tuned singing daughter
跟一群吸毒的过气明星混在一起 shacked up with some smacked-out, once-upon-a-time pop star,
全靠迈克·皮尔森照顾 and all looked after by Mickey Pearson.
我喜欢这个报道 你知道吗 特别喜欢 I like it. You know, I like it a lot.
我们把她放在温室里培养 We wrapped her in cotton wool.
但她是我们的宝贝罗拉 But she was our little Lor-la.
查理那样叫她 是因为一开始她发不出劳拉的音 Charlie called her that because she couldn't say Laura at first.
我们特别想她 迈克 We miss her terribly, Mickey.
我是一个失败的父亲 I've failed as a parent.
你不能再如此自责了 亲爱的 You mustn't keep beating yourself up, dear.
安妮说得对 查理 不要苛责自己 Anne's right, Charles. You mustn't blame yourselves.
劳拉在她极为脆弱的时候 It sounds as though Laura fell in with the wrong crowd
误入歧途了 at a time when she was particularly vulnerable.
我们还可以做什么？ What more could we do?
同样的事情发生在我们很多朋友身上 It's happened to so many of our friends.
这是诅咒 It's a curse.
-你介意我查查这件事吗？ -你愿意帮我们？ - Do you mind if I look into it? - So you'll help us?
我看看我能做什么吧 Let me see what I can do.
你该给自己弄一个这样的房子 老大 You should get yourself one of these, boss.
计划是这样的 Well, that's the plan.
一切还好吗 Everything all right?
你还记得他们的女儿吗 You remember their daughter?
记得 劳拉 是个漂亮姑娘 唱歌好听 Yeah, Laura. Nice girl. Good voice.
玩朋克的青少年 可惜爱好没选对 Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop. Shame about the habit.
她失踪了 她父母请咱们帮忙找人 把她带回家 She's gone missing. They've asked us to find her, bring her home.
呃呃 Mm-hmm.
有问题吗？ Is that a problem?
我有预感你会让我干这个 老大 Well, I had a feeling you might ask me this, boss,
所以我提前做了点功课 so I did some due diligence.
我知道她在哪儿 而且我不喜欢那个地方 I know where she is and I don't like it.
-咱们最好别掺和这件事 -为什么 - I'd rather we didn't get involved. - Why not?
她在伦敦南部的政府地产上 She's on a South London council estate.
-所以呢 -超出我们的管辖范围了 - So? - It's out of our jurisdiction.
有太多不确定的地方 太多我们无法控制的因素 There's too many moving parts, parts that we can't control.
要是她不想回来呢 会很麻烦的 What if she doesn't wanna come? It's gonna get messy.
也许你说的对 但你还是得照我说的做 Well, that may be true, but you're still doing it.
一切听你吩咐 I accept that.
但你就不能派弗雷泽去吗 But can't you send Frazier instead?
不 我不能 No, I can't send Frazier instead.
你是我的最佳助手 我想要你去 You're my best man. I want you.
我就是不太喜欢瘾君子 It's just that I don't like smackies.
就像讨厌水管里的污垢一样 It's the filth and the grime and the grub in the tub.
我又没让你陪他们共度周末 雷 I'm not asking your OCD to spend the weekend with them, Ray.
权当是助人为乐 Think of it as philanthropy.
来吧 你开车 Come on, you're driving.
真是好心没好报 No good deed goes unpunished.
你就是这个时候大展风头的 是不是 雷蒙多 And this is where you have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?
这个时候你登场了 This is where you step on stage
然后把多米诺骨牌洒得到处都是 and set the dominoes flying every-fucking-where.
什么意思 Meaning what?
就是说好心没好报 Meaning no good deed goes unpunished.
咚 咚咚 咚 咚 Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.
早上好 Buenos dias.
找错人了 Wrong door.
啊 别关门 Ah, ah, ah.
我叫雷蒙多·史密斯 My name is Raymond Smith.
我能进去一下吗？ Can I step inside for a moment, please?
有何贵干 长官 How can I help you, Officer?
我不是警察 我只需要占用你一点点时间 I'm not the police. No, I just need a moment of your time.
是关于劳拉·普莱斯菲尔德的事 It's about Laura Pressfield.
我不认识她 I don't know anyone of that name.
如果我能进去待一会儿 It would be much easier for all parties concerned
大家聊起来都会轻松些 if I could just step inside for a moment.
不行 滚开 No, fuck off.
天呐 Jeez.
车够带劲啊 老哥 That's a nice whip, bruv.
杀手引擎 就是轮毂不太好 可惜了 Killer motor. It's a shame about them rims, though.
是啊 钥匙借我们吧 Yeah, lend us the keys.
这车该镀点铬 Put some chrome twenty-twos on that.
嘿 我哥们有很多漂亮姑娘和拽炸天的牛仔裤 Hey, my man's got the Dessies and the bootcuts, you know.
但是这么酷的车他肯定没见过 Deffo linking a jessie.
什么鬼？ What the fuck?
-你们要干嘛？ -淡定淡定 - What are you doing here? - Now, now, now.
-滚出去 -淡定 都淡定 - Get the fuck out. - Now, now, now.
待在原地 孩子们 As you was, boys and girls.
坐下 Sit down.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们能来点儿新鲜空气么？ Shall we have a little bit of fresh air?
布朗 你这些朋友是什么人 Who the fuck are your mates, Brown?
别激动 年轻人 我们一会儿就离开 No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments.
不不不 我不会让你们待那么久的 现在就滚 No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.
别逼我狗急跳墙 立马滚蛋 I can be dangerous if I want to be. Get the fuck out now.
坐下 鲍尔 别再给自己找麻烦了 Sit down, Power, before you get yourself into more trouble.
你怎么知道我的名字？ 他怎么知道我叫什么？ How d'you know my name? How the fuck does he know my name?
你们的名字 我都知道 I know all your names.
除了那个怪胎 Apart from that little anomaly.
我知道你在哪儿上学 I know where you went to school.
我知道你爸妈是谁 I know who your parents are.
我还知道你会为了一包5磅的毒品给别人口 And I know you'll suck a cock for a five-pound bag.
现在坐下 Now sit.
先跟你们说清楚 我为一个人工作 Just so we're clear, I work for a man,
非常厉害的人 a powerful man.
迈克·皮尔森 Michael Pearson.
答对加十分 劳拉 Ten points to you, Laura.
谁是迈克·皮尔森 Who's Michael Pearson?
她爸的朋友 管着伦敦的大麻市场 Friend of her father's. Runs London's puff game.
滥交十足的人 A big dick swinger.
你叫什么 年轻人 What is your name, young man?
-阿斯兰 -你从哪儿来 阿斯兰？ - Aslan. - And where are you from, Aslan?
听起来你不像是本地人 You don't sound like one of the natives.
迪士尼乐园 Disneyland.
听起来不错 Sounds about right.
不过 你说对了 他的确是个滥交的人 Well, you are correct. He is a big dick swinger.
但我不希望他听到你这么说 But I wouldn't want him to hear you say that.
我们走了后 你最好忘记 他为谋生做的事儿 It's best you forget what he apparently does for a living after we depart.
听着 劳拉 你爸叫我们把你带回家 Now, Laura, your father's asked us to bring you home.
她哪儿也不会去 She's not going anywhere.
你介意我坐下吗 Do you mind if I sit?
介意 Yes.
我不像美国人和新式吸法那样混搭 I don't build a joint like the Americans and the new school...
什么捆绑注射 鼻吸 口服 都是垃圾 back-strapping, jockstrapping, coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.
我喜欢传统的烟-麻参半吸 I like a good old-fashioned 50-50 mix, me.
我们以前就这个吸法 That's how we used to play.
但有一件事 我真搞不懂 If there's one thing I will never understand,
你们为啥对海洛因上瘾 it's why you lot get addicted to heroin.
如果有一种毒品 你们不该碰 那就是海洛因 If there's one drug you should not chase, it is the dirty dragon.
你试没试过 邦尼 Did you ever give it a spin, Bunny?
没有 雷 我连烟都不抽 No, not me, Ray. I don't even puff anymore.
当然啦 邦尼喜欢健身 你们应该能看出来 Of course not. Bunny likes the gym. You can probably see that.
-这几天你在练什么 -三杠铃片举重 - What are you benching these days? - Three wheels a side.
你呢 布朗？ What about you, Brown?
我什么？ 我能举什么吗 What about me? What could I lift?
你连个奶酪圈都举不起来 你个贱货 You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt.
现在... Now...
如果你们想学坏 if you wanna be naughty,
那就抽根烟 吸点毒 喝杯酒 what happened to a little smoke and a poke and a glass of wine,
再来个巴瑞·怀特 浴缸周围点上蜡烛 some Barry White, candles around the bath
然后把你的手指插进你的妞儿身体里 and put your finger in the missus?
谁是巴瑞·怀特 Who's Barry White?
大个儿黑家伙 Big black geezer.
声音性感 Sexy voice.
我...我糊涂了 I'm... I'm lost.
我是和巴瑞·怀特一起泡澡 然后他把手指伸进我的妞？ Am I in the bath with Barry White's finger in my missus?
安静点儿 布朗 你已经糊涂很久了 Be quiet, Brown. You were lost long before Barry White walked in.
如果你们有烦恼 If you lot are unhappy,
你们可以把心事说给朋友听 you should share your thoughts with your friends.
向好朋友倾诉 找个好方法解决 Nice friends. Talk it out, find a positive solution.
但是你们没有 你们所有人选择堕落 But, no, all you lot choose squalor.
沉溺罪责 无法自拔 Drowning in your liberal white guilt.
对不起 我有什么罪？ Sorry, what am I guilty of?
当贱货 布朗 Being a cunt, Brown.
当贱货 Being a cunt.
算了 我不是你们的心理医生 Anyway, I'm not your shrink.
我只是想传播一下人与人之间的正能量 I'm just trying to radiate some positive vibes man to man.
我是说 这种吸毒聚会最初目的就是如此 I mean, that's what this puff game used to be all about.
无论任何.. Anyway...
再说回你 劳拉 back to you, Laura,
这垃圾王国的皇后 queen in this here kingdom of shit.
荆棘丛中独秀一只 A single rose in a cauldron of thorns.
你准备好回去了吗 Are you ready to turn the corner?
拉开窗帘 见见光？ Open the curtains and let the light in?
为了你父母 做点儿不可能的事儿 Do your mum and dad a favor and try the impossible,
让自己高兴起来 make yourself happy.
好吧 All right.
真好 就这么愉快地决定啦 Fucking hell. That was easy.
好了 棒呆 All right, fantastic.
这样的话 邦尼 Well, in that case, Bunny,
请你帮劳拉拿一下东西 可以吗 will you help Laura with her things, please?
来了 Incoming.
不用 邦尼 我没什么东西 It's all right, Bunny. I don't really have anything.
反正这儿也糟透了 It's a shithole anyway.
别走 拜托 等一下 Don‘t go. Please, wait!
坐下 Sit down!
再碰我一下 我就把你胳膊砍下来 Touch me again, I'll cut your fucking arm off.
没事 邦尼 你们继续走 It's all right, Bunny. Keep going.
我不会容忍被一个吸毒的垃圾碰 I just will not be manhandled by a junkie cunt.
戴夫 让这些孩子在学校多留一会儿 Dave, keep the kids in school for one minute.
这大哥可能想买大麻 My man probably wants to buy weed.
要什么 老板 摇头丸？ 还是迷幻剂？ What, da Loud Pack, boss? Or the Purple Haze then.
这大哥刚掏出一叠钱来 兄弟 My man just pulled out a donkey choker, bruv.
留着你的毒品吧 Keep your puff.
给自己买本书 给自己买包糖 Buy yourself a sticky book and a packet of sweets.
全给咱啦 All-in!
淡定 别动 Now, now, now.
你个王八蛋 You cunt.
你大爷 Fuck you!
嘿 手表真别致啊 哥们儿 Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.
嘿 现在什么时候啦 狼先生？ Hey, what's the time, Mr. Wolf?
是你们滚蛋的时候了 崽子们 It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
揍他 布朗 Fucking hit him, Brown!
啊 他送你把枪 Ah. He's bought you a gun.
这礼物真不错 That's a nice little gift.
一个小盒子换来五年牢狱之灾 Five years in prison all in one little box.
噢 但那可不是枪 亲爱的 那是个镇纸 Oh, but that's not a gun, dear. That's a paperweight.
当然它是 还带着六枚小子弹 Course it is, along with a family of six baby bullets.
估计我们得把它扔了 Guess we'll have to get rid of that.
-嗨 雷 -你好 罗莎琳德 - Hello, Ray. - Rosalind.
抱歉打断你们 Sorry for the interruption.
怎么了 雷？ What do you need, Ray?
劳拉·普莱斯菲尔德安全回家了 Laura Pressfield has been returned home safely.
很好 Good.
出什么事了 What else?
她的一个同伴发生了意外 One of her associates had an accident.
-该死 -他从窗户掉下去了 老大 - Shit. - He fell out of a window, boss.
现在什么时候啦 狼先生？ What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
是你们滚蛋的时候了 崽子们 It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
卧槽 Oh, shit.
听起来像是一个严重的意外 Sounds like quite an extreme accident.
没错 不过人已经死了 Yeah, it was more like a death, really.
-卧槽 -自拍啊 兄弟 - Oh, shit. - Selfie, bruv!
所以你杀人了？ So you killed someone?
不 是重力杀了他 No. It was the gravity that killed him.
-他是谁 -阿斯兰 - Who was he? - Aslan.
一俄国孩子 胳膊上还有标志 Some Russian kid with tracks on his arms.
俄国小孩？ 听起来不太妙 Russian kid? That doesn't sound good.
有人看到你了吗？ Anyone see you?
来个自拍？ 自拍么 兄弟？ Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?
该死 Shit.
没留下痕迹 我们处理干净了 Nothing was recorded. We left it clean.
-尸体呢？ -我处理了 - The body? - I've dealt with that.
-这可不太理想 -的确不是 - This is not ideal. - It is not.
你可不能被这些瘾君子的外表骗了 You can't be fooled by how those junkies dress.
-他们上着贵族学校 -阿斯兰 - They went to schools, expensive schools. - Aslan.
他们父母都很有钱 Their parents have money, lots of money.
有钱人都不好处理 And money can be a problem.
靠 Shit.
我打赌你肯定没告诉迈克发生了什么 I bet you told Mickey nothing about what happened.
你这是在钓鱼 弗莱彻 因为你也不知道 You're fishing, Fletcher, because you've got no idea.
你说得对 我是在钓鱼 You're right, I am fishing.
看看这个 我的鱼饵在我的小袋子里 Look at this. I'm fishing in my little baggie.
我发现了什么 And what have I found?
哦 Oh.
谢谢 或者我应该说.. Thank you. Or should I say...
谢谢（俄语） spasibo?
那个年轻人在干什么 What's that young man doing?
他趴在地板上找东西吗 Is he looking for something on the floor?
弗雷泽 Frazier.
伙计们 我们得搞到那些手机 Lads, we're gonna need those phones.
嘿 快跑快跑 兄弟们快跑 Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.
邦尼 抓住他 把这里弄干净 Bunny, get him. Fucking clean that up.
-来啊 来抓我 白痴 -小贱人 - Come on then, catch me, dickhead. - Little cunt.
蠢货 Wanker!
你现在有什么想说的 哈 我现在有后援了 What you saying now, fam? Huh? Now I've got backup.
你连手机备份都不会 你这个贱人 You couldn't back up a phone, you cunt.
兄弟们 这家伙想抢我的手机 Bruv, this guy's trying to take my phone.
-他妈的干掉他 -退后 - Fucking do him. - Back the fuck up!
你打算怎么解决这件事 伙计 How you gonna talk your way out of this one, mate?
放松 伙计们 Easy, lads.
我相信你们都是黑帮成员 I'm sure you're all roadmen, gangsters,
毛头小子 反正不是好人 proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.
但我前来并无敌意 But I come in peace.
我不是想偷他的手机 而是想买下来 I'm not trying to steal it. I'm trying to buy it.
用大价钱 正大光明的钱 For good money. Honest money.
是吗 买这个手机？ Yeah? What, this phone?
-多少钱 -一整袋 - How much? - A full bag.
然后我就会消失在黎明的黑暗里 Then I'll be gone, like the darkness at dawn.
你把钱袋给留给我们 然后走人 怎么样 How about you give us that bag and be gone anyway?
别胡闹了 贱人 Stop fucking around, cunt.
把手机给我 把钱拿走 Give me the phone and take the money.
你放下那该死的钱 然后滚蛋 Drop the fucking money and run, boy.
好吧 Right.
-操 -快跑 快跑 快跑 - Fuck! - Move, move, move!
现在.. Now...
把电话放在地上 put the phone on the ground.
哒哒哒哒哒哒 Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
-该死的混蛋 -你在干什么 戴夫 - Fucking prick. - What are you doing, Dave?
-手机肯定在他身上 -我正在拿 给我点时间 操 - It's on him somewhere. - I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck.
雷？ Ray?
我能借用下卫生间吗 只是尿尿 Can I use your toilet? Just a pee-pee?
弗莱彻 进去要脱鞋 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
把鞋放在门边 Leave them by the door.
好的 妈妈 Yes, Mommy.
快点 兄弟 你的速度呢 Come on, bruv. Where's your pace, brother?
你可以更快点 You can do better than that.
蠢货 Wanker.
赶紧 邦尼 别胡闹了 Come on, Bunny, stop fucking about.
看你冒的汗 兄弟 Look at you sweat, bruv.
抓不到 抓不到 抓不到 Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there.
把腿抬起来 快点 兄弟 Lift those legs up. Come on, bro.
你今天应该穿跑鞋的 兄弟 You should have brought your running shoes today, bro.
参加奥运会的选拔 是吗 Trying out for the Olympics, are we?
你就是飞人博尔特 快点 博尔特 It's fucking Usain Bolt. Come on, Usain.
手机 Phone.
不好意思 Sorry about that.
我现在可以回家了吗 Can I go home now?
当然可以 亲爱的 当然可以 Course you can, darling. Course you can.
有什么问题吗 雷 Is there a problem here, Ray?
我不知道 I don't know.
有什么问题吗 弗莱彻？ Is there a problem here, Fletcher?
我认为没有任何问题 I see no problem at all.
我忘记洗手了 I forgot to wash my hands.
下次先打个电话 Next time call first.
对不起 老兄 Sorry, guv.
你真的没听到一点风声？ And you haven't heard a whisper?
这么多大麻丢了 怎么会没人知道呢？ How can so much bush go missing and nobody know nothing?
啊 真的一点风声都没有 教练 Ah, I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly.
街上一片祥和 但是你知道吗？ Nothing on the street. But you know what?
有个叫迈克 · 皮尔森的老头 There is this geezer called Mickey Pearson.
-迈克·皮尔森是谁 -啊 你认识他 - Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson? - Ah, you know him.
他在做大麻生意 是个不好惹的混蛋 He runs the bush game. He's a horrible cunt.
他是老虎屁股摸不得 You don't wanna step on his toes.
不过你的人不可能接近他 But there's no way your lads jimmied their way into his car,
所以不用太担心这个 so I wouldn't concern yourself with that.
好吧 你知道在哪里可以找到我 查沙 All right, you know where to find me, Chasa.
警觉一点 Keep your ear to the ground.
金时 你上台 Primetime, in you get.
厄尼 Ernie.
你知道那个中国人的名字吗 Did you get that Chinese fella's name?
-襙哥 -什么 - Phuc. - What?
襙哥 就是把“操”字改成“衤”字旁 Phuc, like "fuck" with a "Ph."
别跟我耍花招 厄尼 他住哪儿 Don't get street with me, Ernie. Where does he live?
-克罗伊登的豪华地段 -别跳了 - Posh part of Croydon. - Drop the rope.
克罗伊登没有豪华的地方 There is no posh part of Croydon.
-相对繁华的地方 -喂 厄尼 你在干什么 - It's comparative, innit? - Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?
你为什么不训练 你这黑贱货 Why aren't you training, you black cunt?
害我一个人训练 I'm on my own here.
他刚才是不是叫我黑贱货？ Did he just call me a black cunt?
-是的 -他不能这么做 这是种族歧视 - Yes, he did. - He can't do that. That's racist.
但是 你是个黑人 也是个贱货 厄尼 这都是事实 But, you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts.
我认为金时并不在乎你是什么种族 I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in.
我是黑人并不代表我就是贱货 The fact that I'm black has nothing to do with the fact I'm a cunt.
他没说黑人是贱货 厄尼 He didn't say black people were cunts, Ernie.
他只是针对你一个 和其他人没关系 He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other.
如果我没弄错的话 我会更进一步地说 And I'd go a step further, if I'm not mistaken,
这仅仅是一个熟人间的感情术语 and say it was a term of familiar affection.
金时是吉普赛人 但我不会叫他吉普赛贱货 Primetime's a Gypsy. I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.
为什么不呢 他可能非常善解人意 Why not? He might be very understanding.
当然 前提是说这话是出于好意 Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.
现在 回到眼前的问题上来 Now, back to the issue at hand.
我需要那个中国老头的地址 好吗 I need that Chinese geezer's address, okay?
明早你就能得到 教练 You'll have it by the morning, Coach.
-好孩子 -还有 教练.. - Good lad. - And, Coach...
-什么 -我有好消息 - What? - I've got some good news.
-什么 -我知道我们拿了谁的大麻 - What? - I found out whose weed we took.
你现在才告诉我 And now you fucking tell me!
我说停了吗 Did I say stop?
厄尼 现在可不是 Ernie, this is not the fucking time
私藏秘密的时候 to keep your cards close to your chest.
别告诉我他叫迈克·皮尔森 Just tell me his name isn't Mickey Pearson.
呀 教练 你也是吉普赛人吗 Blimey, Coach, are you a Gypsy too?
你也会看茶叶和水晶球占卜？ You been reading tea leaves, got a crystal ball?
这可不是什么好消息 厄尼 That is not good news, Ernie.
面对暴力和沉重的债务 迈克·皮尔森是一个雪上加霜的消息 Mickey Pearson is terrible news in the face of a violent and expensive debt.
我是来见你老板的 I'm here to see your boss.
有话就说吧 Feel free to talk.
我猜你是这次行动的军师 I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit that
我的孩子们竟然蠢得去搞你 that my boys were stupid enough to fuck around with.
关于这一点 我想代表他们真诚向你道歉 On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf.
我的孩子们 年轻不懂事 My boys, they're naive,
他们生活很艰辛 刚刚才开始好转 they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good,
但他们是我的兄弟 我有责任 but they're my lads, my responsibility,
所以我应该为他们的行为负责 so it's me that should be accountable for their actions.
我能把货还给你 但我偿还不了他们给你带来的不便 Now, I can return your goods, but I can't return the inconvenience
浪费的时间以及造成的困扰 the time, the fucking headache.
所以我献上我的忠诚 我的承诺 我的时间 And so I offer you my loyalty, my word, my time,
直到还清这笔债 until that debt is settled.
我会赔罪 但请放过我的孩子们 I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone.
首先我要知道你的人是怎么得到 First of all, I'm gonna need to know how your lads got the information
我们种植基地的位置信息的 about where our farm was sited,
因为这不是谁都能知道的 'cause that's not common knowledge.
说清了这个问题 我们就可以好好交谈了 Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk.
这一点我早有准备 Well, I can do better than that.
他叫襙哥 不过是“衤”字旁的 所以听起来就是“操” His name is Phuc, but it's spelled with a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck."
就是襙哥？ So it's Phu-uc?
什么 听起来是差不多的 What? Yeah, something like that.
反正就是他告诉我们种植园的位置 你认识他吗 Anyway, he's the kid that gave us the skunk farm job. Do you know him?
是啊 我们以前见过 是吧 襙…襙哥？ Yeah, we've met before, haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?
就是那个 襙哥 That's the one. Phu-uc?
-襙哥 -襙哥 - Phuc. - Phuc.
好吧 All right.
别做傻事 好吗 孩子？ Don't do anything stupid, now, son, right?
你怎么知道地点的 How did you know the location?
我需要呼吸器 I need my inhaler.
好的 马上 Yeah, in a minute.
你先告诉我 你是怎么知道我们种植园位置的 I need you to tell me how you knew the location of our farm.
我已经跟踪你好几个月了 西门无泪得到了地址 I've been trailing you for months. Dry Eye was given the address.
我不能呼吸了 快给我呼吸器 求你了 I can't breathe! I need it, please.
好了 襙哥 冷静点 All right, Phuc. Calm the fu-uck down.
好了 稳住 看在上帝的份上 Right, here, steady yourself. For fuck's sake.
把他解开吧 Sort him out.
好吧 All right.
这里 这里 看着我 Here, here, look at me.
-你还好吗 -是的 - You all right? - Yeah.
-你的呼吸器在哪 -在那 - Where's your inhaler? - There.
好了 来 吸一口 Right, here, take a blim.
好孩子 乖孩子 现在没事了吧 Now, good boy. There you go, son. You all right?
操 Fuck!
不 停下 不要 No, stop, don't!
他妈的 雷 你不如去投资降落伞 Fuck's sake, Ray. You need to invest in some parachutes.
看起来你挺需要这玩意 There's a pattern emerging here.
对不起 老大 I'm sorry, boss.
所以这个跳下去的男孩是谁 And who's this jumping Phuc boy, anyway?
-是西门无泪的小弟 -你指乔治老大的人 - It's Dry Eye's man. - You mean Lord George's man.
可能就是西门无泪干的 他最近越来越嚣张了 It could just be Dry Eye's doing. He's been getting bold lately.
是 好吧 但他们仍然是乔治老大的手下 Yeah. Well, they still all work for Lord George.
这事我会亲自去处理的 I'm gonna take care of this one myself.
乔治老大 Lord George.
皮尔森先生 Mr. Pearson.
所以我欠了你什么 And to what do I owe?
你在看什么 What you watching?
我在看电视 I'm watching the telly.
看电视上的什么 What you watching on the telly?
赛马 I'm watching the horse racing.
香港的实时转播 Live satellite from Hong Kong.
我唯一的恶习 My only vice.
然而 这不是真话 对吧 Well, that's not strictly true, is it?
什么意思 Meaning?
因为我所认为的恶习 Meaning I've always taken vice to be the definition
是那些犯罪活动或者邪恶行为 of any criminal activity or wicked behavior
包括卖淫 色情 吸毒 involving prostitution, pornography or drugs,
所以 不... so, no...
看赛马绝不是你唯一的恶习 老大 racing is definitely not your only vice, your lordship.
我宁可说你是所有恶习的策划者 I'd say you're eyebrows deep in every vice known to man.
-有一点差别 -有啥差别 - There is a difference. - Being?
我只是个推手 不参与任何你提到的恶习 I facilitate. I don't participate in any of the aforementioned vices.
那么喝茶呢？ What about tea?
喝茶怎么了 What about tea?
好吧 喝茶同样也是一种恶习 Well, that too is a vice.
咖啡因也是种毒品 你不知道吗 Caffeine is a drug, don't you know?
所以你就是来找我讨论茶的吗 So is that what you're here to talk to me about? Tea?
可人的玛丽简（漫威人物）是我的恶习 如你所知 Sweet Mary Jane is my vice of choice, as you well know.
当然 我沉迷于卖毒赚钱 而非用毒享受 Of course, I'm addicted to selling it, not consuming it.
我特别选择了大麻生意 I specifically chose to deal in marijuana.
当然 我知道你选择的 Sure, I could see there was more to be made
加工海洛因 弄白粉的生意挣得钱更多 in shifting the white or the brown powder, as you so chose,
但是我卖的大麻吸不死人啊 but, you see, my jam, it doesn't kill anyone,
我就喜欢这一点 and I like that.
而你的毒品... While your poison...
永远都是世人的罪恶之源 is and always has been a destroyer of worlds.
你说你只是个推手 但其实你就是幕后主谋 So, yes, your facilitation is most definitely participation.
但我今天来不是为了宣传社会主义核心价值观的 But I'm not here to give you a sermon on situational ethics.
所以你他妈来干嘛 So why the fuck are you here?
你在向我宣战 乔治 You're starting a war with me, George,
我本想大事化小 不跟你一般见识 and I'm trying to moonwalk with elegance here,
但这太他妈难了 but I'm finding it very fucking difficult.
劳拉! Laura!
我没搅合过你的大麻生意 I don't fuck around with puff.
你派你的手下西门无泪到我的地盘 You send your man Dry Eye around my place
想看看能不能花点小钱就收了我的生意 to see if he can buy my business for a few beans.
劳拉! Laura!
你还以为能瞒得了我? You didn't think I'd find out?
都跟踪我几个月了? Having me followed for months?
没错 你越线了 Yeah. You crossed the line,
所以你要为此付出代价 and that comes with a price.
你毁了我的一个据点 You raided one of my locations.
你懂规矩的 乔治 You know the rules, George.
你他妈到底在想什么 What the fuck were you thinking?
你毁了我的一个据点 You raided one of my locations.
你他妈想干什么 What the fuck were you thinking?
你他妈到底想干什么 乔治 What the fuck were you thinking, George?
你要是敢私下搞我 Should you try and undermine me,
或者威胁我的地位 or should you attempt to threaten my position again,
就别怪我不客气了 I will be forced to accept your call to arms.
听明白了吗 Do you understand?
很好 Good.
我看你脸色不太好 Now, I can see you're feeling somewhat under the weather.
那是因为我在你的茶里 That's because I spiked your tea
加了点叫志贺氏的寄生虫 with a nasty little parasitic genus called shigella.
要是没人管 你不到天黑就会脱水而死 Left unattended, you will shit yourself to death before the sun doth set.
我建议你吃两块泡腾片 I suggest taking two of these fizzy biscuits.
一两个小时后你就没事儿了 You'll be fine in an hour or two,
这段时间 好好反思下自己的行为 long enough to consider your past indiscretions.
另外 乔治 既然我能把手伸到你的厨房 And, George, if I can get to you in your own kitchen...
你就逃不出我的手掌心 I can get to you anywhere.
-是你干的? -什么 - Did you do it? - Do what?
你砸了迈克·皮尔森的场子？ Did you raid Mickey Pearson's farm?
-我没有啊 -所以你意思是襙哥背着你干的 - No. - So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back.
好吧 应该这么说 他是偷偷摸摸干的 Well, let's just say this. He didn't do it in front of it.
没经过我的允许 He did it without my blessing.
但你确实背着我搞小动作了 But you did go behind my back
还想买他的生意 and offer to buy his business.
是的 我做了 Yeah. Yeah, I did.
现在换我警告你 Now, let me warn you the way you warn me.
长江后浪推前浪 一浪更比一浪狂 There comes a point where the young succeed the old.
别把我逼急了 Don't push me.
有些问题 我一直没想通 There are some things I don't know about.
就是西门无泪和乔治老大之间的恩怨 Something between Dry Eye and Lord George.
现在的情况是 有人杀了乔治老大 Now, whatever it was, someone killed Lord George.
有人说凶手不是你 就是迈克 Anyone else might think that was you or Mickey.
来继续讲我们的小故事吧? Shall we continue with our little story?
激起你的兴趣了吗 雷蒙多 Does that arouse your interest, Raymond?
其实马修认识西门无泪 So Matthew knows Dry Eye.
-那又怎样 -是啊 他俩认识本来也没什么 - So what? - Well, yes, I agree.
也许他们见面 Perhaps they were just meeting up
就为了商量去马尔代夫度假 to talk about holidaying in the Maldives
或者讨论英国脱欧的后果 or the long-term implications of leaving the EU.
但我拍了视频 通过唇语 翻出了他们的对话内容 But I filmed it, had it lip-read, translated and transcribed.
很像1974年的经典电影《对话》 Rather like the classic 1974 film The Conversation,
由基恩·哈克曼和约翰·卡扎尔主演 starring Gene Hackman and John Cazale.
你知道吗 科波拉拍《教父》续集时 同期还拍了这个片子 You know, Coppola slipped that one out between the Godfathers.
说实在的 这电影我不喜欢 有点儿闷 It wasn't really for me. It's a bit boring, to be honest.
我得承认 马修这个人 确实有两下子 Now, can I just say, that Matthew, he's quite something, isn't he?
他可不是一般的美国人 He's not your average American.
他是个国际通 甚至还能说点粤语 He's a Mr. International. Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.
坐过来 你演西门无泪 我演马修 Come here. You play Dry Eye and I shall be Matthew.
来嘛 Come on.
好吧 All right.
一定要对上口型 好吧 Try and get it in time with his lips, all right?
-好的 好的 -准备好了？ - Yeah, yeah. - Ready?
摄像机准备 开始 Roll camera. Action.
出了点意外 乔治老大 ... There was an incident. Lord George...
你他妈演的什么玩意儿 雷蒙多 Fuck's sake, Raymond.
呃 演得有点僵 It's a bit fucking wooden.
要进入角色 懂嘛 要情绪饱满 Put something into it, you know, a bit of welly.
开始 And action.
出了点意外 There was an incident.
乔治老大没能挺过来 Lord George didn't come through it.
没挺过来? Didn't come through it?
你真不该招惹章鱼 The last thing you need to do is attract any octopus.
章鱼？ Octopus?
什么鬼 原话一定不是这么说的 What does that mean? It's not a very good translation.
不 这就是原话 No, there's nothing wrong with the translation.
马修说得不利索 因为说得是粤语啦 Matthew's not that fluent. And it's Cantonese.
跟着读吧 把缺的部分补上就行了 Just go with it and fill in the blanks.
好 开始 And action.
全都怪迈克 都是他 It's all on Michael. He's to blame.
真是下了一步臭棋啊 That is not a smart move.
是好是坏我看得出来 不用你说 Don't tell me what a smart move is.
你说什么 I beg for your pardon.
好话不说二遍 You heard me perfectly well.
迈克这么做只会后患无穷 There will be repercussions for Michael's actions.
你认为现在都听你的? You think you're running things, do you?
别在太岁头上动土 Don't stroke my mouse hair.
-“太岁头上” 什么意思 -呃 我觉得他想说别搅黄了我的生意 - What does "mouse hair" mean? - Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal,
这话说的确实有点绕 but I admit that one's a bit of a googly.
之后就没跟上马修的话 Then Matthew loses it a bit
整个意思就全乱了 and his translation goes completely out of the window.
又说了什么春天啊 毛衣啊 Something about springtime and sweaters.
我觉得他想说他很烦 I think what he means is he's upset.
然后西门无泪又说了些什么 And then Dry Eye says something,
不过有个王八蛋挡住了我 but some cunt moved in front of me,
所以我也不知道他说了啥 so I didn't get that either.
你粤语说得真烂 Your Cantonese is dog shit,
我还是说英语吧 so I'm gonna say this in English
就说一遍 and I'm gonna say it once,
鲁本斯坦 听好了 so listen to me, Rubenstein.
接下来这么玩 This is how it's gonna play out.
你别插手了... You're gonna back the fuck off...
我来接手一切 and I'm gonna take it all.
并且你要尊重我 And you will pay me my respect.
就这些了 我就拍到这些 And there you have it. That's all I've got.
抱歉 我们杀青了 Sorry. Show's over.
我想已经很清楚了 But I think it's quite clear
他俩绝不是普通麻将牌友那么简单 对吧？ that they're not just mah-jongg partners, are they?
没错吧？ Mm?
还有些情节对不上 弗莱彻 Not all of that was clear, Fletcher.
据你所说 I mean, according to you,
我们都知道马修要买断迈克的生意 we already know Matthew wants to buy Michael out.
-这不是什么新鲜事啊? -哦 别担心 亲爱的 - So why is that news? - Oh, don't you worry, my darling.
马上就说到新鲜部分 We are gonna come to the news.
我马上就要说到高潮部分 I'm approaching my climax.
西门无泪 Dry Eye.
我相信你会让迈克·皮尔森付出代价的 I trust you will make Michael Pearson pay for this.
你现在是龙头大哥了 You are the dragon head now.
把位子坐稳了 Solidify your position.
我会的 前辈 It will be done, Uncle.
终于西门无泪如愿当上了老大 我说得没错吧 雷蒙多? So Dry Eye got the upgrade he was after, didn't he, Raymond?
那么新官上任三把火 The question is, what was he gonna do with it
他接下来会干什么呢 now that he's Billy Big Bollocks?
等我十分钟 雷 Give me ten minutes, Ray.
好的 老大 Boss.
喂 罗莎 Hello, Ros.
今晚约会吧 It's date night tonight,
晚上九点 就我们俩 河畔餐厅 9:00 p.m., you and I, River Cafe.
晚上九点吗 好的 Nine o'clock? I'll be there.
我们打烊了 We're closed.
挂掉电话 Hang up.
不 No.
给老子挂电话 Hang the fucking phone up.
你在和谁说话 Who's there?
罗莎 谁在那儿 Ros, who's there?
西门无泪 有何贵干？ What you doing here, Dry Eye?
剧情越来越刺激了 不是吗？ It's warming up now, isn't it?
在这个节骨眼上 我猜你甚至还不知道 At this point, I'm guessing that you didn't even know
乔治老大已经死了 that Lord George was dead yet,
更不知道西门无泪想干什么了 let alone what Dry Eye was up to.
你好 西门无泪 你想干什么 Hello, Dry Eye. What do you want?
吃糖吗 Fancy a boiled sweet?
-不 -爱吃不吃 - No. - Suit yourself.
这他妈谁啊？ Who the fuck was he?
我不太清楚后来发生了什么 I'm not exactly sure what happened next,
因为你们俩竟然大难不死 because you two managed to give me the slip.
罗莎琳德在他们手上 通知罗杰 They got Rosalind. Call Roger.
哦 太棒啦 再来一瓶 Oh, goody. Another bottle.
等下 当时你也在？ Hold on. You were there?
我当然在啊 Yeah. Of course I was there.
他没接电话 你应该把安全带系上 He's not picking up. Maybe you should put your seat belt on.
好吧 我来给罗莎琳德打电话 我来给你系安全带 Yeah, let me call Rosalind. Let me do it.
我在打了 你看着路 I got it. Just watch the road.
罗莎琳德 别害怕 Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,
但你得跟我走 but you're gonna come with me
直到我和你丈夫的恩怨全部了结 until I can resolve all these issues with your husband.
我哪儿也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
电话通了 但她一直没接 She's not picking up. It's just ringing.
-该死 -能稍微开慢点嘛 - Fuck. - We could just slow down a little bit.
我嘞个去! Fuck!
你知道会发生什么 You know how it works.
你是自己乖乖跟我走 还是让托尼带你走 You either come with me or Tony here is gonna make you come with me.
这是我的办公室 我的地盘 You're in my office under my roof.
还轮不到你来发号施令 It's not your position for Tony to do anything
都给我从哪来 回哪去 other than to fuck off back from whence he came.
托尼 Tony.
那什么玩意儿？镇纸吗？ What's that? Is that a paperweight?
还真让你说对了 事实上任何有重量的东西都可以做镇纸 Funny you should say that. Turns out anything with weight can be a paperweight.
-你拿它能干什么？ -这就取决于你了 - What are you gonna do with it? - Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
要么照我说的做 打哪儿来回哪儿去 Either you do as I tell you to and use the door,
要么我就冲肥托尼的眉心开上一枪 or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony right between the eyes.
这枪只有两发子弹 You see, this gun's only got two bullets,
我懒得跟你解释它的威力有多猛 so I'm not gonna fuck about illustrating its significance.
你不信可以试一试 You're gonna have to trust me on that.
不过这种选择有一点点极端 The alternative is a little bit absolute.
我得纠正一下你这一句的语法 I'm gonna have to check your grammar on that.
极端不能用"一点点"形容 It can't be just a little bit absolute.
要么"极端" 要么"不极端" It either is or it isn't.
不管怎样 老娘已经没有耐心了 Whatever it is, I've lost my patience.
我告诉你 我扣动扳机 托尼就没了 I'm telling you, I will squeeze this trigger and Tony will be no more.
托尼 Tony.
别以为我在逗你 王八蛋 你再往前走一步 Listen to me, cunt. You take one step forward,
那一步将是你的最后一步 it'll be the last fucking step you ever take.
托尼 动手 Tony, get on it.
我看你敢？ I fucking dare you.
冷静一下 Just calm down.
我这就走 I'm leaving.
我猜你两发子弹都打完了吧？ I guess that's your two bullets, eh?
罗莎琳德 Rosalind!
别他妈动了 Stay fucking still!
你好 宝贝 Hello, babe.
你好 亲爱的 Hello, love.
你在把所有的想法建立在 So you're basing your whole crescendo
虚构的想象之上 on a figment of your imagination.
我是把所有想法建立在我精心策划的一切基础之上 I'm basing my whole crescendo on the sum of its parts.
除了一些小细节问题 我完全可以放放心心地 A few minor details aside, I wouldn't have any trouble at all
把这个炙手可热的剧本卖给大卫哥 selling this juicy peach of a drama to Big Dave.
他能开心到疯掉 He'd cream his fucking panties.
弗莱彻 你那么聪明 应该知道勒索我们是作大死 You're too smart to be blackmailing us, Fletcher.
我知道 但很明显我已经采取了预防措施 Yes, yes, and obviously I've taken precautionary measures.
如果你想的话 你可以对我下手 You can do all kinds of horrible things to me if you want.
说不定我会享受其中 I might even enjoy them.
但是 你就得永远离开这个国家 But you'd have to leave the country and never come back.
弗莱彻 你故事讲完了吗 So is that the story over now, Fletcher?
前面所有的铺垫 都是为了引出下一部分 All this, this whole buildup, was leading to this next part.
也就是你之前问的新鲜部分 This is the news that you were asking about before.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
马修 Matthew.
当他从迈克手里买入后 He's gonna need some people to run his business here
他需要一些人来打理他的生意 对吗？ when he buys it from Michael, right?
他需要一个可靠的帮手 一个像你一样的人 He's gonna need a reliable pair of hands, someone like you.
嗯 那么他为什么不问问你呢 雷蒙多 Hmm. So why didn't he ask you, Raymond?
我不知道 不关我的事 I don't know. It's none of my business.
我告诉你 Because, I'll tell you,
因为他对这个位置早就有了人选 he already had someone earmarked for the role.
西门无泪 他把这个位置许给了西门无泪 Dry Eye. He promised Dry Eye the job,
条件是西门无泪要帮着压低迈克产业的价码 but only if Dry Eye helped drive down the price of Mickey's business.
明白了吧 是马修把种植园的位置透漏给西门无泪 You see, it was Matthew who told Dry Eye the location of Mickey's farm,
所以西门无泪可以偷走他的大麻 so he could steal his white widow super cheese
导致产业市值的波动和降低 to cause ripples and reduce the market value.
这就是为什么襙哥 转而 And that is why Phuc, in turn,
让只知道喝果汁 满背痤疮的肌肉玛丽来做这个脏活 got those juice-swilling, acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job.
是马修 It was Matthew
设计了这一切 who set this whole train of events off.
但是 他没有料到的是... But what he did not plan on, you see...
去死吧 你个老王八蛋 Fuck you, you old cunt!
我要在你坟头撒尿 I'll piss on your grave.
...是西门无泪... ...was Dry Eye...
杀了乔治老大 killing Lord George.
现在 西门无泪不想再当马修的手下了 Now, Dry Eye does not want to be subservient to Matthew anymore.
他不想再听从任何人 Doesn't wanna be subservient to anyone.
接下来要这么玩了 This is how it's gonna play out.
你别插手了 You're gonna back the fuck off
我来接手一切 and I'm gonna take it all.
西门无泪喜欢权势 但是不喜欢马修 Dry Eye likes the smell of power and does not like Matthew.
他现在需要一个温和的警告 告诉他这里谁才是老大 So, the little dragon needed a gentle reminder of who was really running things.
你才在潜水泳池里待了两分钟 You've been in this paddling pool for two minutes.
而我已经和鲨鱼在海里游了二十年 I've been swimming in the ocean with the sharks for 20 years.
我告诉你接下来怎么玩 I'll tell you how this plays out.
你会淹死 You will drown...
然后我的摩萨德螃蟹会吃了你 and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.
亲爱的 这才是我会开价两千万英镑的原因 And this, my love, is why I want my hard-earned 20 million pounds.
因为我不光知道迈克的生意是怎么运营的 Because not only do I know exactly how Mickey's business operates,
我也知道他找的这个买主 but I also know that the very man he's trying to sell it to
想用诡计逼他低价售出 is trying to force him into selling it on the cheap
并且还间接引发了一场冲突 and has indirectly started a war.
所以 我觉得你应该叫我 聪明的军师 So, you see, I think you should be calling m
或者你的幕后间谍 or your spy behind the lines,
或者你绝顶聪明的侦察员 your intellectual reconnaissance, if you prefer.
你挺让我惊讶的 I'm impressed.
你确实比我知道的多 You certainly know more than I do.
我不仅对你提供的信息印象深刻 I'm impressed not only by your information,
你的想象力也让我着实惊讶 but by your imagination.
谢谢夸赞 Thank you very much.
你有三天时间考虑 So you've got 72 hours.
我重申一下 我的后手早就准备到位 And I would just reiterate that if anything happens to me,
所以最好别对我下手 I do have my insurance policy in place.
否则大卫哥就会得到一切真相 然后报道公众 Everything will go to Big Dave, and from him to the public,
而你 亲爱的 就得彻底远离此地了 and you, my love, will go to Mars.
所以 强烈建议 花钱消灾 So, strong recommendation, just pay up
然后看着我从夕阳的余晖中离开 再给我一个飞吻 好不 and watch me recede into the sunset blowing kisses, yes?
好了 该走了 你这个黑混蛋 Well, then, time to use the door, you black bastard.
哎呀 你智障了么 我又不是黑人 Well, that's just silly, isn't it, 'cause I'm not black.
外表是白人 但你内在就是个黑贱货 No, but your fucking soul is, you dark cunt.
现在 离开我的房子 因为我要睡觉了 Now, out of my house, 'cause I'm going to bed.
我能蹭你个床吗 Can I come with you?
不 你可以去你灵车后面享受排气管的香味 No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe in the back of your hearse.
我随时都可能出现 I might come anyway.
而你只会听到我在黑暗中摩擦的声音 You'll just hear me scratching about in the dark,
舒服地爽一发 wanking into a hanky.
好的 那么 两千万 All right, so, 20 million.
你有三天时间考虑 从现在开始 You've got 72 hours, starting now.
时间不等人哦 Ticktock, ticktock.
我走了 And I'm gone.
滴答 Ticktock.
他刚离开 He's just left.
他认为自己很聪明 He thinks he's very clever.
从大卫哥那边下手 Start with Big Dave.
这件事只有你我知晓 哈米 Now, you keep this between you and me, Hammy,
弗莱彻联系了我们 他说他有我们需要的东西 but Fletcher's been in touch. He says he's got what we need.
小心点 老板 弗莱彻是个见钱眼开的人 Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass belongs to the highest bidder.
是的 他说他想要15万 Yeah. He says he wants 150 grand.
但如果真的是我们想要的 那这信息能上一整个星期的独家新闻 But if it's proper, it's worth a whole week's exclusive.
他到底有什么? Well, what does he have exactly?
他在和我绕圈子 He was just tickling me nuts,
但他说他想周六见面 but he says he wants to meet Saturday.
到时候再说吧 So keep it free.
是的 立刻 Yeah, pronto.
喂 伙计 你不能把车停在那儿 把车开走 Oi, you can't park there, mate. Move the van.
别担心 朋友 我们马上就走 Don't worry, friend. We'll be gone in a minute.
我们不只是搞新闻 我们要掀起一场血雨腥风 We're not a newspaper. We're a blood sport.
喂 鲁斯 把那辆车给我弄走 Oi, Russ. Move the van.
我来搞定 老板 I'm on it, boss.
开走它 现在 Move it. Now.
-我说了我就停几分钟 -喂 混蛋 - I said in a minute. - Oi, spunk bubble.
把你那破货车弄走 Get rid of the fucking van.
我警告你 鲁斯会空手道 I'm warning you, Russ does karate.
小心点 兄弟们 鲁斯会空手道 Careful, boys. Russ does karate.
鲁斯 你要知道好歹的话 Russ, if you know what's good for you,
就上车别管闲事 get in the car now.
对不起 老板 我只是个蓝带 Sorry, boss. I'm only a blue belt.
你个孬种 You melt.
你们想干嘛 在拍油管视频吗 是吗 Now what? We're making a YouTube movie? Eh?
跳个霹雳舞? Break dancing?
我警告你们 我不是好惹的 I'm warning you. I'm fucking powerful.
你说的我们都信 我们到车上去让你好好展示 We know all that. Why don't you tell us all about it in the back of the van?
我不会去 我不……不! I'm not going. I'm not fucking... No!
不 No.
把他弄进去 Get him in there.
真让人难以置信 Unbelievable.
好 好 好 Well, well, well.
你没事的 大卫哥 你现在安全了 You're all right, Big Dave. You're in safe hands now.
-没必要惊慌 好吗 -你是谁 - No need to panic, okay? - Who are you?
现在别管我是谁 Don't worry about that right now.
听着... Look...
不管发生了什么 Look, whatever's gone on here,
我需要回去工作了 I just need to get back to work.
如果你让我走 我就把这事忘得一干二净 If you let me go, I'll just forget all about it.
我很快就会让你回去工作的 我的朋友 I'll have you back to work in short order, my friend.
现在 我相信你是个记者 Now, I believe you're a reporter.
有件事我要向你汇报 And there's something I wanna report to you.
刚刚 就在这个短暂的时刻 Now, it seems for this brief moment in time
我感觉我能在电影行业找到未来 I've found my way into the film business,
昨晚我拍了一部电影 主角是一头巨大的农家猪 and last night I made a film with an impressively sized farmyard pig.
早上好 先生 两杯茶 Morning, sir. Two cups of tea.
一个加糖 一个不加 One with sugar, one without.
好了 伙计们 走吧 我们说会话 All right, lads, go on, give us a minute.
你身后有些湿巾 There are some wet wipes there over your shoulder.
你的衣服整齐地叠放在长凳上 Your clothes are neatly folded there on the bench.
现在 在适当的时候 你要按下这台电脑上的空格键 Now, in due course, you're gonna press the space bar on this computer
你就能欣赏你演出的这部电影 and you're gonna witness your participation in said film.
现在 昨晚我们给你下的那个药真的… Now, that little drug we gave you last night really...
让你释放天性 伙计 loosened up your inhibitions, man.
你如果想阻止这个爆炸性新闻扩散 The only thing you'll need to do to stop this little creative expression
避免成为社交媒体的焦点 from becoming a social media sensation
你只需放过迈克·皮尔森 别再咬着他不放 is lose any interest you have in the future of Mickey Pearson.
我现在留你慢慢把自己收拾干净 I'm gonna leave you now to clean yourself up.
记得点空格键 把茶趁热喝了吧 Space bar, yeah? Have a hot drink as well.
这可能会让你感觉好一点 It might make you feel a little bit better.
对你来说 昨晚确实有点扯淡 It was a fucking rough night for you.
观影愉快 Enjoy the show.
♪ 老麦克唐纳有一个农场 咿呀咿呀哟 ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪
♪ 在那个农场里他有一头猪...♪ ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪
-那家伙怎么样了 教练 -啊 他死不了 - How's your man, then, Coach? - Ah, he'll survive.
不过 那头猪确实有点让人受不了 Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though.
确实对他来说有点残酷 We know what bit that is.
让我来挠挠你的肚子 Let me tickle that belly.
你真淘气 You are so naughty.
-天哪 -我当时在现场 现在都还很震惊 - Good Lord. - I was there and I'm still shocked.
小猪 给我叫一声 Squeal for me, piggy.
-他是我想的那个人吗 -是的 当然是 - Is that who I think it is? - Yeah, it certainly is.
那是你干的吗？ And that's your doing?
苹果酱呢? Where is that applesauce?
真是看一眼 就一辈子忘不掉 You can't unsee it once you've seen it, can you?
对 一直在脑海里 以后肯定天天做噩梦 No, you can't unsee it. It's nightmare fuel.
这简直是我一辈子的阴影 That will be with me forever.
这事算是解决了 That story won't be running.
好好 我还有一件事需要你去做 Right. I've got one more thing I need you to do.
啊 听着 在你说之前 雷 Ah, look, before you continue, Ray,
我训练我的人成为好人 我不是黑帮坏蛋 I train lads to be good lads. I'm not a fucking gangster.
现在 我被迫做一些黑帮的事情 没关系 Now, I've been forced to do some gangster things, that's okay.
但我并不是一个一直做这种活的人 But I'm not the gift that keeps on giving.
怀着最大的敬意 我将为你们做最后一件事 So with the greatest respect, I'll do this one last thing for you
然后就互不相欠 and then that's it.
不多做 干三次活 我就离开 No más. Three strikes and I'm out.
-一切都好吗 教练 -不 厄尼 不好 - Everything all right, Coach? - No, Ernie, it isn't.
你需要了解你行为的严重性 You need to understand the severity of your actions.
戴夫 一个小时后接我 Dave, an hour.
好的 老板 Okay, boss.
感谢您的前来 Thank you for the grand tour.
我是一个信徒 I'm a believer.
谢谢 伙计们 Thank you, chaps.
现在 我们准备好确定价钱了吗 Now, are we ready to finalize the numbers?
不是早就确定了嘛 We already have.
嗯... Mm...
情况变了 迈克 The situation's changed, Michael.
-市场变了 -所以呢 - The market's changed. - How so?
需要重新计算你的业务退役价值 The exit value of your business needs to be recalculated.
请具体点 Please, be specific.
哦 我会的 Oh, I will be.
你要我出四亿买十二个据点和一个分销网络 You're asking 400 for 12 locations and a distribution network,
这在当时是一个公平的估价 which was a fair valuation at the time.
但是当其中一个据点受到损害 But when one of those locations was compromised,
那所有据点的价值都受到了损害 the value of all those locations were compromised
这显然会影响价格 and this obviously affects the price.
你的据点被人席卷的视频在油管上爆红了 迈克 Your skunk farm was a fucking viral sensation on YouTube, Michael.
而约翰尼·劳肯定会察觉到 And when Johnny Law starts sniffing, which he will,
那么所有据点就不得不停止生产 all of those locations will have to cease production
我估计至少会停一年 损失1亿美元 for, I'd say, at least 12 months at a cost of 100 million net p.a.,
在减少人员损失 搬迁和场地租金之前 before marking down the loss of staff, relocation and site rentals.
-你还在听吗? -嗯 我在听 - You still with me? - Yes, I'm following.
这至少需要三年时间 It will take at least three years
让你的供应 分销和需求恢复到最大产能 to get your supply, distribution and demand back to full capacity.
你的人员成本是你的一亿运营成本的百分之二十五 Your staffing costs are 25% of your 100 million operational cost,
那就是每年两千五百万 so that's 25 million per annum for three annums.
每年场地租金一千五百万 And location rental at 15 million a year,
那就是一千两百万英镑的缺口 that's a 120 GBP bite right there.
你的单位经济效益受到了打击 Your unit economics have taken a hit,
在当前恶劣的气候条件下 预测你的收入增长幅度 and forecasting out your top-line growth margin in the current inimical climate,
我计算了一个月前值4亿的东西 I calculate what was worth 400 million a month ago
现在估计是贬值了...嗯... 1.3亿 must now be valued at an anemic...mm... 130.
听着 这不是第一个倒下的多米诺骨牌 迈克 You see, it's not about the first domino that fell, Michael.
这是最后一个 It's about the last.
请 Please.
我喜欢你 迈克 你是个好小伙 I like you, Michael. You're a good chap.
如果你想让我帮你走出现在的困境 And if you want me to help you out of this hole you've found yourself in,
我今天就可以付给你一亿美元 I can pay you 100 million dollars today.
这是一个很好的提议 并且是真的 It's a good offer and it's real,
我这么做是因为我拿你朋友 and I'll do this because I'm your friend.当
我的会计可以在一小时内转帐给你 My accountant can transfer the fee within the hour.
我喜欢你的多米诺骨牌比喻 I like your domino analogy.
我的问题是 谁推倒了第一块多米诺骨牌？ The question I ask is, who tumbled the first domino?
恐怕这不是我关心的 也不是我的事 迈克 I'm afraid that's not my concern or my business, Michael.
冒着反驳你的风险 At the risk of contradicting you,
这完全是你的事 当然也应该是你关心的事 it is very much your business, and certainly your concern.
只不过你犯了一个错误 Only you made one mistake.
什么错 That being?
你好像把我当成什么傻屌了 You seem to have mistaken me for some kind of a cunt.
让我给你介绍第一个多米诺骨牌 Let me introduce you to the first domino.
有点戏剧化 不是吗 冰冻的尸体 这个人是谁 It's a tad dramatic, isn't it? Corpses in freezers? Who is this man?
我说的这些和他有什么关系 What's he got to do with anything that I'm talking about?
我觉得你在否认 I take it with that statement you are in denial
和这个冰冻的中国人有什么关系？ of so-said relationship with this frozen Chinaman?
我当然否认了 Well, of course I'm in denial of it.
我和那个冰冻的死中国人毫无瓜葛 I don't have relationships with dead, frozen Chinamen.
在这个时候最好不要油嘴滑舌 马修 Best not to be glib at this time in the proceedings, Matthew.
别费心去找你的摩萨德螃蟹了 Don't bother looking for your Mossad crabs.
这是一个鱼市 他们找到了一个家 This is a fish market. They have found a home.
说真的 我不认识那个人 To be clear, I do not know that man.
我来告诉你接下来怎么玩 I'll tell you how this plays out.
你会淹死 然后我的摩萨德螃蟹会吃了你 You will drown and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.
所以在搞砸了我的生意后 当你们在讨论 So while you were discussing who would take over my business
谁来接管我的生意的时候 after you fucked it,
你把这个中国人误认成其他人了? you somehow mistook so-said Chinaman for someone else?
公事公办 迈克 不是针对你个人的 Business is business, Michael. It's nothing personal.
虽然我不会因为钱而感情用事 While I am not emotional about the money,
但你确实欠了我一笔 为了恢复你打乱的秩序 there is a price indebted to me for the blood I've gotten on my hands
我双手不得不沾满鲜血 restoring order to the untidiness that you created,
而那个价格 根据你的说法... and that price, according to you...
4亿减去1.3亿... 等于2.7亿美元 400 minus 130... is 270 million dollars.
生意我继续做 And I'm keeping the business,
而你进冷藏库待着 while you are getting in the freezer.
如果你想出来 就尽快把款转了 And you will make that transaction if you want to get out of the freezer.
那里现在是零下25度 所以我想你能坚持一个小时 It is 25 below zero in there, so I assume you'll last about an hour.
也就是说 我不会乱来 That said, I wouldn't fuck about,
因为冻伤手指和脚趾的代价非常昂贵 because frostbite is very expensive on the fingers and toes,
所以趁它们还能用 尽快打字 so I would type as quickly as possible while you have the use of them.
-呃... -在你处理完这件事之后 - Uh... - After you've attended to that indiscretion,
你就可以处理下一个因你目光短浅造成的后果了 you can then deal with the next consequence of your shortsightedness.
如前所述 我不会为了钱而感情用事 As stated, I am not emotional about the money.
但是我会因为有人对我妻子动手动脚而感情用事 But I am emotional about the fact that someone laid their hands on my wife.
我的妻子 My wife!
在这世上 再多的钱也无法弥补这种罪过 马修 No amount of money on God's green earth can pay for that transgression, Matthew.
绝不可能... No, for that...
我要你割下一磅肉 I want a pound of flesh.
一磅肉? A pound of flesh?
我无所谓 It matters not to me
不管你从身体哪个部位割下来都行 where on your anatomy it is withdrawn from.
如果你没有勇气为自己割下来 If you don't have the stomach to take it for yourself,
大块头邦尼很会用刀 big Bunny here is very adept with a knife,
你也看到了 他穿得很保暖 and, as you can see, he's dressed for the weather.
但是如果钱少一分 或是肉少一两... But a penny short or a gram shy...
你就别想走出这个冷冻室 and that freezer door does not open.
我说清楚了吗? Am I clear?
好的 Good.
-邦尼 -来了 - Bunny. - Incoming.
怎么早餐又吃和牛啊 雷蒙多 What, is it Wagyu again for breakfast, Raymond?
你不打算把我介绍给你那个神秘又略带危险气息的朋友吗 Aren't you gonna introduce me to your mysterious and slightly menacing friend?
这箱子干嘛用的 装我的钱吗 What's that for? Is that for my money?
我的钱在哪儿 雷蒙多 Where's my money, Raymond?
这是你的报酬 There's your payment.
打开看看吧 Go on, take a look.
谢谢你 神秘的陌生人 Thank you, mysterious stranger.
太令人失望了 因为那看起来不像是两千万英镑 Well, that's disappointing, 'cause that doesn't look like 20 million pounds.
那比两千万更有趣 那是你留的后手 It's more interesting than that, your insurance policy,
所有的照片 尸体 骷髅 所有的污秽 all the photos, all the bodies, all the skeletons, all the filth.
我不止这一份 亲爱的 我不蠢 It's not the only one, darling. I'm not a mong.
那你觉得这里面是什么 你这个白痴 What do you think's in that, you fucking eejit?
我们当然知道马修在做什么 Of course we were aware of what Matthew was up to.
我们又不是傻瓜 We're not complete fucking idiots.
我已经注意你很久了 弗莱彻 I've been onto you for a long time, Fletcher.
我知道你一直在跟踪迈克 I knew you'd been following Michael.
我们的工作非常相似 They're very similar, our jobs.
只不过我比你更在行 Only I'm better at it than you are.
我知道你那晚来的时候 你只有半个小时 I knew when you came over that night that you'd only be there for half an hour...
下午好 雷蒙多 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
告诉我们你有多聪明 然后试图敲诈我们 ...to tell me how clever you are and try to blackmail us.
我有一些非常重要的信息要告诉你 雷蒙多 I've got some very important information to impart to you, Raymond.
我也知道你没办法拒绝价值1500英镑的单麦芽威士忌 I also knew you couldn't resist a £1500 single malt,
以及价值80英镑的和牛牛排和最顶级的无烟烧烤桌 an £80 Wagyu steak and a state-of-the-art smokeless barbie
-甚至能让你同时烤火 -我喜欢烧烤 - that even keeps your feet warm. - I love a barbie.
我向你保证 如果你没听到这些 你一定会后悔的 I promise you, you will regret this if you don't hear it.
当酒精进入到你冰冷的血管 And when the Scotch got into your cold veins,
你的直觉就会变得迟钝 you lost the benefit of your sharp instincts.
哦 太棒啦 再来一瓶 Oh, goody. Another bottle.
你能不能告诉这位神秘的先生放松一下？ Can you tell the mysterious gentleman to relax?
因为我向你保证 如果你没有听到这些 你会后悔的 亲爱的 坐下 Because I promise you, you will regret it if you don't hear this. Sit down, my love.
我之所以没赶你走 是因为我需要知道马修和西门无泪的事情 See, I kept you there 'cause I needed to know about Matthew and Dry Eye.
为了找到你留的后手 我们也是花了一番功夫 Took us a while to find your insurance policies.
因为你像个松鼠到处藏东西 弗莱彻 'Cause you're a naughty squirrel, Fletcher.
弗莱彻 进去要脱鞋 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
好的 妈妈 Yes, Mommy.
但在你鞋里放入追踪器以后 事情就简单多了 But it was made a lot easier after I planted a tracker in your shoe.
你永远捕食不了我们 弗莱彻 You're never gonna be a predator with us, Fletcher.
你只有被捕食的份 You're always gonna be prey.
行了吧 三次活干完了 我们扯平了吧？ So that's it. Three strikes. We're good, right?
-回头见 -恕我直言 希望不见 - I'll see you around. - With the greatest respect, I hope not.
好了 弗莱彻 你刚才说什么 Now, Fletcher, what were you saying?
想杀迈克的人不是乔治老大 It wasn't Lord George that was after Mickey,
不是西门无泪 也不是马修 or Dry Eye, or Matthew.
你想知道是谁吗 Do you wanna know who it was?
我有照片 I've got photos.
好的 给你30秒 Right. You've got 30 seconds.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thank you, darling.
操 Fuck.
金时 怎么了 孩子？ Primetime, what is it, son?
教练 我们会帮你搞定的 Coach, we're gonna take care of this for you.
厄尼有一个计划 Ernie's got a plan.
你在说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
关于迈克的麻烦 我们来解决掉 The Michael situation. We're gonna sort it.
金时 听着 金... Primetime, listen... Prime...
上帝啊 Jesus.
你还记得阿斯兰吧？ Now, you remember Aslan, don't you?
那个尸体被你保存在冰柜的年轻人 The young gentleman you kept in the freezer?
这个是阿斯兰·西尼尔 俄罗斯寡头政治执政者 Well, this is Aslan Senior, Russian oligarch.
前苏联国家安全委员会的 他所有的钱都是来自石油 Ex-KGB. Made all his money in gas pipes.
他的独生子落窗身亡令他悲痛欲绝 And he's extremely sad that his one-and-only son fell out of a window.
哦 卧槽 Oh, shit.
雷蒙多 我担心他们会为了不出现第二次错误 And I fear that where they failed before, Raymond,
就决定铲除隐患 they're not gonna fail again.
你是怎么知道这一切的 And how do you know all this?
因为有人把他们想知道的迈克的一切都告诉了他们 Because someone told them everything they want to know about Michael,
而那个人就是我 and that someone is me.
继续 Go on.
我说只要出价合适 我就告诉他们迈克在哪里 So I said I'd tell them where Michael was for a price.
但这笔钱要等到他们得手了才会给我 But that money was pending till after, you know, the deed was done.
所以当他们第一次刺杀失败之后 And then when they messed up the first time,
我斟酌了一下 又有了一个2.0升级版的计划 I had a little rethink and came up with my version 2.0 plan,
就是来找你谈谈 which is when I came to see you.
我先从迈克手里敲诈到两千万 You see, get my 20 mils off Michael first
然后等那边得手了 再收一份钱 双倍赚钱 and then, after the event, get paid again, double bubble.
但是你和你的神秘朋友打碎了我的美梦 你真是厉害 But you and your mysterious friend put paid to that, so well done, you.
你为什么一直在看手表？ Why did you just look at your watch?
就像我说的 那帮俄罗斯人要来铲除隐患 Well, it's like I say. The Russians are gonna clean house.
你也是隐患的一部分 雷蒙多 And you are part of that house, Raymond.
等迈克从海鲜市场处理完事出来后 他们就杀了他 They're gonna get Michael when he comes out of his meeting at the fish market.
他们正在赶来 你也看到我做的了 And they are coming here. So you see what I've done there?
我告诉你这消息 救了你一命 By telling you, I've saved your lives.
作为回报你得饶我一命 不是吗 Which I think in turn saves mine, doesn't it?
别乱跑 Don't fucking move.
老大 千万别上车
戴夫 Dave.
戴夫？ Dave?
这儿没有戴夫 No Dave.
靠 Fuck.
靠 Fuck!
靠 Fuck.
所以那帮小毛孩子扫射了那车 So the Toddlers spray the car with bullets,
干掉了俄罗斯人 killing the Russians.
车子逐渐停下 The car rolls to a stop.
此时屏幕一黑 现大标题 Smash cut to black. Titles.
那么 迈克最后怎么样了 So, what happened to Michael?
我需要个结局 I need an ending.
不 不 不 亲爱的 No, no, no, my darling.
你需要的是 What you need...
续集 is a sequel.
考虑考虑吧 读一读 你知道我的价钱 Think it over. Have a read. You know my fee.
我要去洛杉矶谈竞标 I'm off to La La to talk to the competition.
考虑考虑 我要赶飞机 先走了 Think about that. Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone.
下午好 Good afternoon.
麻烦去希思罗机场 第三航站楼 So, it's Heathrow Airport, please, Terminal 3,
从那飞阳光明媚的加州 and thence to sunny California.
下午好 弗莱彻·蒙多 Buenas tardes, Fletcher-mondo.
雷蒙多 诶呦喂 Raymond. Well, well, well.
你的事业挺广啊 A man of many vocations, aren't you?
现在 我想让你陪我玩个游戏 弗莱彻 Now, I want you to play a game with me, Fletcher.
他抓住弗莱彻了 He's got Fletcher.
想成为丛林之王 If you wish to be the king of the jungle,
徒有其表是不够的 it's not enough to act like a king.
你必须成为万人之上的王者 You must be the king.
不能有迟疑 And there can be no doubt.
因为迟疑会带来混乱和灭亡 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.
我的女王这样告诉我 My queen told me that.
要来一炮吗？ Any chance?
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